Young girl in a cinema "Take your hand off my knee!
No,not you-------you!"
A diver working 300 feet below the surface of the english channel got a message from his ship saying "come up quick! we're sinking."
There were two babies in a pram.One baby turned to the other baby and said "Are you a little girl or a little boy"
"I don't know," was the giggled reply.
"I can tell,"said the first baby gleefully,and he dived beneath the bedclothes and then resurfaced."You're a girl and i'm a boy,"he announced proudly.
"That was clever,"said the baby girl."How could you tell?"
"Easy!You've got pink bootees and i've got blue ones".
