Eve was so jealous of Adam that when he came home each night she used to count his ribs.
The young girl was complaining to one of her friends."It was terrible I had to change my seat five times at the cinema last night."
"Why?" asked the friend.Did some chap bother you?"
"Yes--------eventually."
"My wife speaks through her nose"
"Why?"
"She's worn her mouth out"
"I had to give up tap dancing."
"Why?"
"I kept falling in the sink."
