another great waste of your broadband is available here
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm
this is a virtual bartender (one for the lads this) just guess the commands and see what happens like for example
type give me a beer
now she responds to only words in phrases so heres a few words that work to get you started
beer
ass
kick
box
karate
sleep
fight
im sure you will figure out some more i found loads
have fun :P