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claytonx · 22-12-2011, 11:34

The old Yorkshire farmer was passing through the town one day when he decided to pay a visit to the doctor.
"I should be most grateful,"said the farmer,"if you would call one day and take a look at my wife."
"Certainly,"replied the doctor."is your dear wife ill?"

"I don't really know,"said the Yorkshire farmer."But yesterday morning she got out of bed at the usual time of four o'clock in the morning and milked the cows and made breakfast for me and the farmhands;then did the farm accounts;made the dinner;churned the milk;fed the chickens;ploughed a few fields;then made supper before repainting the living room----but about midnight she was complaning she was a bit tired.I think doctor,she needs a bit of a tonic or something."

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claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48970	Re: Joke Of The Day The old Yorkshire farmer was passing through the town one day when he decided to pay a visit to the doctor. "I should be most grateful,"said the farmer,"if you would call one day and take a look at my wife." "Certainly,"replied the doctor."is your dear wife ill?" "I don't really know,"said the Yorkshire farmer."But yesterday morning she got out of bed at the usual time of four o'clock in the morning and milked the cows and made breakfast for me and the farmhands;then did the farm accounts;made the dinner;churned the milk;fed the chickens;ploughed a few fields;then made supper before repainting the living room----but about midnight she was complaning she was a bit tired.I think doctor,she needs a bit of a tonic or something." Last edited by claytonx; 22-12-2011 at 11:36.