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claytonx · 28-12-2011, 11:38

A Fireman walked into a chemist and asked to talk to the male pharmacist.
The women he was talking to said she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the shop,there were no males employed there.
She then asked if she could help him. The fireman said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional,and whatever it was he needed to discuss,he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The fireman then agreed and began by saying........
"This is tough for me to discuss,but I have a....Permanant Erection.
it causes me a lot of problems,and severe embarrassment and I was wondering what you could give me for it."
The pharmacist said....... "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned,she said......We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is as follows:
1/3 ownership in the shop......
A company car......
Five home cooked dinners a week.......
A fully furnished apartment above the shop.....
And £2000 a month in living expenses.

28-12-2011, 11:38	#1557
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48970	Re: Joke Of The Day A Fireman walked into a chemist and asked to talk to the male pharmacist. The women he was talking to said she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the shop,there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him. The fireman said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional,and whatever it was he needed to discuss,he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. The fireman then agreed and began by saying........ "This is tough for me to discuss,but I have a....Permanant Erection. it causes me a lot of problems,and severe embarrassment and I was wondering what you could give me for it." The pharmacist said....... "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister." When she returned,she said......We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is as follows: 1/3 ownership in the shop...... A company car...... Five home cooked dinners a week....... A fully furnished apartment above the shop..... And £2000 a month in living expenses.