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claytonx · 29-12-2011, 10:19

"Robert!"shouted the editor of th local newspaper.
"Did you get that story about the man who sings bass and soprano at the same time?"
"There's no story,sir"replied Robert,the young reporter.
"The man has two heads."

Man:"My dog has got no tail."
Friend:"How do you know when it's happy?"
Man:When it stops biting me."

29-12-2011, 10:19	#1558
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48970	Re: Joke Of The Day "Robert!"shouted the editor of th local newspaper. "Did you get that story about the man who sings bass and soprano at the same time?" "There's no story,sir"replied Robert,the young reporter. "The man has two heads." Man:"My dog has got no tail." Friend:"How do you know when it's happy?" Man:When it stops biting me."