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claytonx · 05-01-2012, 10:52

HO HO HO

A family are at the dinner table.The son asks his father,"Dad,how many kinds of boobs are there?"
The father,surprised, answers,"Well son,there are three kinds of Boobs:In her 20s,a womans are like melons,round and firm.In her 30s to 40s,they are like pears,still nice but hanging a bit. After 50,they are like onions"
"Onions?"

"Yes,you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,"Mum,how many kinds of "willies"are there?"
The mother,surprised,smiles and answers,"Well dear,a man goes through three phases.In his 20s,his willy is like an oak tree:mighty and hard.In his
30s and 40s,it is like a birch:flexible but reliable.After his 50s it is like a
Christmas Tree."

"A Christmas Tree?"

"Yes-the root is dead and the balls are just for decoration."

05-01-2012, 10:52	#1566
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48970	Re: Joke Of The Day HO HO HO A family are at the dinner table.The son asks his father,"Dad,how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father,surprised, answers,"Well son,there are three kinds of Boobs:In her 20s,a womans are like melons,round and firm.In her 30s to 40s,they are like pears,still nice but hanging a bit. After 50,they are like onions" "Onions?" "Yes,you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,"Mum,how many kinds of "willies"are there?" The mother,surprised,smiles and answers,"Well dear,a man goes through three phases.In his 20s,his willy is like an oak tree:mighty and hard.In his 30s and 40s,it is like a birch:flexible but reliable.After his 50s it is like a Christmas Tree." "A Christmas Tree?" "Yes-the root is dead and the balls are just for decoration."