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The University lecturer was speaking to an audience of townspeople.He was attempting to prove there was a definate connection between happiness and the amount of sex in people's lives.
To help prove his point,he asked those in the audience who indulged every night to raise their right hands.Only five per cent did so,all laughing merrily.
He then asked how many indulged about once per week,and seventy per cent raised their hands,smiling contentedly as they did so.
Then people who indulged once every month were asked to raise their hands,but it was noticeable that these people neither laughed nor smiled.
The lecturer felt that this proved his point-but to show how obvious this matter was,he asked those who only indulged once every year to raise their hands.A tall man at the back of the hall leapt from his chair,waving his hand and laughing loudly.
The lecturer was astonished at this apparent contradiction to his lecture,and he asked the man if he could explain why he was so happy.
The man replied:"Certainly. It's tonight! It's tonight!"