An Irishman was terribly overweight,so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days,then skip a day,then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day---And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.The next time I see you,you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Irishman returned,he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly
60 pounds!
"Why ,that's amazing!" the doctor said,"Did you follow my instructions?"
The Irishman nodded----"I"ii tell you though,be jaesuz,I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat"tird day."
"From the hunger,you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No,from the skippin."
Horse ridding competitions by Jim Karna.
