A drunk came across a man doing press ups in the park,so he said:"Excuse me,I think someone has stolen your girlfriend."
The old flea was travelling to the cinema on his snail when he was overtaken by a young flea tearing along on a slug.
"What has happened to your old snail?" asked the old flea.
"Oh,"shouted the young flea,gradually disappearing into the distance,"I thought I"d part exchange it for a convertible."
