I'm not looking for a job
Let's face it, what I need is an excuse not to look for a job.
I sign on once a fortnight I'm asked a pile of bullshine questions after looking (compulsory), on the job site forum, see the same jobs advertised week after week, (the jobs seem to be the same only the reference number changes).
She/he is bored out of their tiny skull listen to my feeble excuses, ask me to sign, our duty is done, they get a salary I get the dole.
I need a reason not to sign on, anyone know what this Saturday's lotto numbets are?
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“I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.”
Winnie the Pooh
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