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claytonx · 26-01-2012, 10:42

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.
After a while,one guy looks at the other and says,"I can't help but think, from listening to you that you're from Ireland."
The other guy responds proudly," Yes,that I am!"
The first guy says,"so am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?"
The other guy answers "I"m from Dublin,I am."
The first guy responds so am I!"Sure and begorra.And what street did you live on in Dublin?
The other guy says,"A lovely little area it was.I lived on McCleary street.
The first guy says,"Faith and it's a small world so did I! And to what school would you have been going?
The other guy answers,"Well now,I went to St Mary's, of course."
The first guy gets really excited and says ,"And so did I
Tell me,what year did you graduate?
The other guy answers in 1964
The first guy exclaims, The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight.Can you believe it.I graduated myself from St Mary's in 1964

About this tine Vicky walks into the bar,and sits down and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender,walks over to Vicky,shaking his head and mutters,"It"s going to be a long night tonight."
Vicky asks,"Why do you say that Brian?"
"The Murphy twins are drunk again."

26-01-2012, 10:42	#1591
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48970	Re: Joke Of The Day Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while,one guy looks at the other and says,"I can't help but think, from listening to you that you're from Ireland." The other guy responds proudly," Yes,that I am!" The first guy says,"so am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?" The other guy answers "I"m from Dublin,I am." The first guy responds so am I!"Sure and begorra.And what street did you live on in Dublin? The other guy says,"A lovely little area it was.I lived on McCleary street. The first guy says,"Faith and it's a small world so did I! And to what school would you have been going? The other guy answers,"Well now,I went to St Mary's, of course." The first guy gets really excited and says ,"And so did I Tell me,what year did you graduate? The other guy answers in 1964 The first guy exclaims, The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight.Can you believe it.I graduated myself from St Mary's in 1964 About this tine Vicky walks into the bar,and sits down and orders a beer. Brian, the bartender,walks over to Vicky,shaking his head and mutters,"It"s going to be a long night tonight." Vicky asks,"Why do you say that Brian?" "The Murphy twins are drunk again." Last edited by Mick; 27-01-2012 at 05:54.