It's words on a computer screen, it's not real life, Susie!
Incidentally, Susie, I know who you mean - he is Accyweb's resident Uncle Grumpy, but it seems very tongue-in-cheek to me and I've been told that he's a very nice feller in real life!
...and you escape lightly, relatively speaking...just look at the stick he gives Katex!
