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claytonx · 17-04-2012, 11:53

It's the way I tell em.

The wife as been missing a week now.Police said to prepare for the worst.So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

Just got back from my mate's funeral.He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball.It was a lovely service.

Local police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter',who has stabbed six people in the village in the last 48 hours,believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance,so I pushed her over.

17-04-2012, 11:53	#1681
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48970	Re: Joke Of The Day It's the way I tell em. The wife as been missing a week now.Police said to prepare for the worst.So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back. Just got back from my mate's funeral.He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball.It was a lovely service. Local police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter',who has stabbed six people in the village in the last 48 hours,believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern. I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance,so I pushed her over.