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claytonx · 18-04-2012, 11:54

Man:'My wife and I had a short row on Friday night.She wanted to go to the opera and I wanted to go to the theatre-but we soon came to an agreement.'
Friend:'And what was the opera like.'

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an elephant? Giant holes in the skirting board.

A ma swallowed a dud coin late last night.He is expected to be charged with passing counterfeit money later today.

18-04-2012, 11:54	#1682
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48970	Re: Joke Of The Day Man:'My wife and I had a short row on Friday night.She wanted to go to the opera and I wanted to go to the theatre-but we soon came to an agreement.' Friend:'And what was the opera like.' What do you get if you cross a mouse with an elephant? Giant holes in the skirting board. A ma swallowed a dud coin late last night.He is expected to be charged with passing counterfeit money later today.