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Re: Joke Of The Day
'Mummy, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.'
'That's nice of her to take such an interest,dear.What did she say when you told her you are an only child?'
'She just said:"Thank goodness!"'
Young man:'Sir, your daughter was struggling in the sea so I pulled her out and resuscitated her.'
Retired colonel:'Then,by George,you'll marry her!'
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