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Re: Joke Of The Day
'So! caught you at last,' hissed the gamekeeper,emerging from the bushes behind a poacher.
'What do you mean?'asked the poacher.
'I saw you hastily throw that plucked duck back into the river as soon as you saw me.Look,there it is-still floating on the surface.And how do you explain all its feathers on your clothes?'
'Simple! The duck wanted to go for a swim so I'm minding its clothes.'
It has recently been discovered that Wales is sinking into the sea-due to the many leeks in the ground.
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