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Re: Joke Of The Day
Mrs Green had a truly remarkable parrot and when the vicar came to tea one afternoon she could not resist demonstrating to him how clever her pet was.
'If you pull this little string on its left leg Polly will sing "Abide With me", said Mrs Green proudly.'And if you pull the string on its right leg it will sing "Onward Cristian Soldiers".'
'How remarkable!' exclamied the vicar.'And what happens if you pull both strings at once?'
'Simple!' replied the parrot. 'I fall off my perch,you stupid old twit.'
What is brown and sounds like a bell?----Dung!
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