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claytonx · 10-05-2012, 12:16

A Yorkshire's mans dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decided to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshire man:"Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller:"Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshire man:"No,I want it chewin' a bone,yer daft sod

Police have just released details of a new drug craze prevalent in Yorkshire night clubs.
Apparently,Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.
Police say the dangerous practice is called "E by gum".

10-05-2012, 12:16	#1703
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48970	Re: Joke Of The Day A Yorkshire's mans dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decided to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshire man:"Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller:"Do you want it 18 carat?" Yorkshire man:"No,I want it chewin' a bone,yer daft sod Police have just released details of a new drug craze prevalent in Yorkshire night clubs. Apparently,Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth. Police say the dangerous practice is called "E by gum". Last edited by Mick; 28-05-2012 at 04:11.