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claytonx · 13-05-2012, 11:36

Fred at last could see a way of making a fortune.He had trained his parrot,after months of hard work to tell jokes.
At last he felt ready to cash in on all his hard work,so he took the parrot down to his local pub.
"This is my incredible joke telling parrot,"boasted Fred.
"Go on,"jeered the pub regulars."We'll give you ten to one that your parrot can't tell us a joke."
"All right,"replied Fred."I Accept your bet."
But try as he could,Fred was unable to make the parrot talk-let alone tell jokes.
Fred left the pub,dismally,having lost the bet.On the way home he shook the parrot and shouted:"What do you mean by keeping quiet you stupid bird?You made me lose a ten to one bet!"
"Ah!"squawked the parrot."Tomorrow you'll be able to get fifty to one."

13-05-2012, 11:36	#1706
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48970	Re: Joke Of The Day Fred at last could see a way of making a fortune.He had trained his parrot,after months of hard work to tell jokes. At last he felt ready to cash in on all his hard work,so he took the parrot down to his local pub. "This is my incredible joke telling parrot,"boasted Fred. "Go on,"jeered the pub regulars."We'll give you ten to one that your parrot can't tell us a joke." "All right,"replied Fred."I Accept your bet." But try as he could,Fred was unable to make the parrot talk-let alone tell jokes. Fred left the pub,dismally,having lost the bet.On the way home he shook the parrot and shouted:"What do you mean by keeping quiet you stupid bird?You made me lose a ten to one bet!" "Ah!"squawked the parrot."Tomorrow you'll be able to get fifty to one."