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The newly opened shopping centre had three tailors all with shops next to each other.As another coincidence,all three tailors were named Jacob Silverstein.
The first tailor put up a sign over his shop which proclaimed:'Jacob Silverstein-High Class Tailor.'
The second tailor put up a sign saying:'Silverstein-the tailor of distinction.'
The third tailor put up a smaller notice above his shop,but it said:'Silverstein's Tailors-Main Entrance.'

Blunderbuss:a coach load of spinsters on their way to a maternity hospital.