Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 15-05-2012, 12:18   #1708
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Re: Joke Of The Day

The senior civil servant went to the doctor and complained of being unable to sleep.
Doctor:'Oh!Don't you sleep at night?'
Civil servant:'Yes,I sleep very well at night. And I sleep quite soundly most of the mornings,too but I find it very difficult to sleep in the afternoons as well.'

Man:'I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my wife.'
Friend:'Did you have it put to sleep?'
Man:'No,of course not-I had its teeth sharpened.'
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