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Old 20-05-2012, 11:56   #1713
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Patient:'And when my right arm is quite better,will I be able to play the trumpet?'
Doctor:'Most certainly-you should be able to play it with ease'
Patient:'That's wonderful-I could never play it before.'

'My dog plays chess with me.'
'That's amazing! It must be a really intelligent animal.'
'Not really.I've won three games to two so far this evening.'
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