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'I think the war between Israel and Egypt is about to start all over again.'
'What makes you think that?'
'Because the Egyptians are having all their tanks rebuilt with reversing lights.

The judge found the blacksmith guilty of forging.

My wife is so bandy she hangs her drawers over a boomerang every night.

I would't say my husband was stupid-but when he went to a mindreader they gave him his money back.