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A twin engine passenger plane has an engine failure and altitude and speed are decreasing rapidly.
The pilot speaks over the intercom.."I'm sorry it has come to this but we are going to have to jettison the luggage."
Baggage is thrown out but still the plane's speed continues to decrease.Once again the pilot gets on the intercom" I hate to do this but to save the majority we are going to have to start offloading some passengers.The only fair way is to do it alphabetically, "so we start with A are there any Africans on board?"There was no answer so the pilot said"Any Black people"again silence.
"C-coloured people?Are there any coloured people on board?
Still silence.
A little black boy sitting near the rear of the plane tuned to his mother and said"Mum,aint we African? Aint we black? Aint we coloured"
She replied,"Yes,son but for the moment we is Niggers.Let them do the Muslims,if that don't work we is Zulus."