8th March 2012:Internet may shutdown!
 

Internet to be shutdown by FBI on 8th March 2012 | HackRead.com

Due to computer malware/trojans the FBI may shut down servers and large parts of Internet will shut down on 8th March 2012! :eek:

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Do you think we have some dark forces playing here ?

Didn't open the link, won't open the link, because of who posted it.

Biggest pile of malware on AccyWeb, put that in your personal insult file and smoke it!

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The truth is not as sensational as originally posted
The Truth About the March 8 Internet Doomsday | PCWorld

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Just read that article, its badly written & the phrasiology's a bit off as well.
Not sure I believe it.
Retlaw.

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That article makes more sense.
Retlaw.

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The internet was gonna shut down the Millennium. Im still waiting.:rolleyes:

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phew from the thread title i thought some moron was going to claim the FBI controls the world wide web and has a magic lever that when pulled shuts down teh internet lol

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Isn't the 8th March Women's day and the Eve of the Ides of March?

Sounds like a tricky combination - will be too busy gathering in offerings of Mimosa and other flowers that day to go on internet anyway...

If anyone needs the address where to send their floréal tributes...:D

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theres a women's day ?

do you buy a persent and is a hoover an acceptable gift ?

If my x is owt to go by an iron isn't acceptable, it isn't automatic, she would have found that far too exhausting, besides she took 3 weeks to recover from throwing the darned thing at me during PMT!

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These days I would have though nothing less than a Dyson would do

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Aparently yes, not that I ever celebrate it - perhas it should be renominated "International Internet Switch-off day" would have more sense!:D
Bit like that TV programme back in the 80's " Why don't you....?" (just switch off the TV and do something more interesting instead...):rolleyes:

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Am a dustpan and brush woman myself -much less expensive!;):D

A Dyson is more a gift for a man, it's guaranteed never to lose it's suction, unlike a woman when you put a gold ring on her finger!

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at least he didnt say scrubber ....:)

http://timemanagementninja.com/wp-co...hose-Bills.jpg

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Nothing wrong with a bit of honest toil -especially if it means the readies saved can be spent on the odd little luxury -to be shared of course with ones other half ;):D

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The ides of March is the 15th Dianne.....my daughters birthday!
I thought that 'beware the ides of March' referred only to Julius Caesar......I should have taken more notice.

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So why didn't you post this before :confused: :)

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Yes, as well as the hamper of goodies, did I thank you properly for the recent parcel, containing every type of Pastigle Leone, that there is?

Thank you.

Carry on toiling.

:D

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Why would I, when we have you our resident sensationalist.:rolleyes::rolleyes:

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They are very expensive, but you deserve them, of course, the sacrifices one has to make...:) (Have since discovered there are coffee flavoured ones...)
Had just popped off to gen up on enforced subscription in WW1 -perhaps it should be brought back for certain elements, though they might find they enjoy inhaling a bit of mustard gas..:rolleyes::D

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Only if they are wearing a gas nmask!

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To intensify the experience?

Apparently a cloth drenched in urine was a remedy "in extremis" against chlorine...doesn't bear thinking about. Undoubtedly, somewhere on the planet someone is trying it out for kicks:rolleyes:

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Careful now, that may give some of our more impressionable members, those who have succumb to illicit substances for example, to give it a try:D:D:D

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Coffee?

Shut up!

Yum-yum.

Get scrubbing.

:D

Sounds about right, after all, swimming baths used to add chlorine to the water to neutralise urine!

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Coffee?

Shut up!

Yum-yum.

Get scrubbing.




Will do, am half way through the annual spring clean!

You do the Give,give,give and I'll keep up the scrub, scrub, scrub...:D

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Think there's a thread about leaving a yellow stream...in Anything goes!;):D

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:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

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Well, we've all nearly made it through the 8th unscathed.

:rolleyes:

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I was only thinking that a little earlier, but I daren't say it in case it tempted fate:D....you know how superstitious I am.

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Well, I am okay.
I imagine the simple fact that I don't or have never taken illegal drugs has kept me safe from this:eek::cool:

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Another false Doomsday prophet, been and gone.

Perhaps back to the Harold Camping camp.

:rolleyes:

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Another load of crap courtesy of the Doom and Gloom Brigade.:D

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Hell what a shock this morning when AccyWeb was still up and running:D:D

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Yep seems Kestrel X was correct again.:rolleyes::D

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Well we don't know for a while he hasn't come down from cloud cannabis yet this morning, no doubt he'll appear later :D:cool:

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Hang on a minute, wasn't the 8th International Womens day ? No worries there then, let 'em shut down the Tinterweb, the gossip will still get through regardless, via other lines of comms, telegraph, telephone, tellawoman ! :hidewall: :D

Alright, alright, I'm off, just stop chucking stuff ! ;)

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International womens day:eek:ya mean they get a special day:mad::D

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I know, shocking isn't it ? Not content with just a Birthday, they've got to have a World Girly day, so who's going to be doing the cooking & cleaning when they get their day off may I ask ??? :hesoff:

What happens to the women that have a birthday on lets make a fuss about nothing day?
Are they reveered as mega-girly or do they have to go into therapy because they are missing out on an extra day of feeling above their station?

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Less I think the women who care about International Women's Day would be horrified to be thought of as mega girly - that's the last thing they are!!

Yes, I understand that, I also understand some, (if not the majority of women aren't sucked into this kind of rubbish), every day is a woman's day, it just so happens it's a man's day as well, most of us don't need special days for our genders, though there is one week in every month that it would be wise for a man to treat his partner very carefully.

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You got it Less, but there is a chance to let your hair down:

International Men's Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Yes, I know I commented about mens touchy feely day in a thread about it on here.

Someone somewhere is making money from promoting this rubbish.

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That's a much better name for it!

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Oh I don't know, suppose it depends on what we're allowed to touchy-feely. :s_aim1: :flasher8:

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Stop that! You naughty boy....and put your clothes back on.....right now! :D

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It weren't me Ma ..... ! It were them big boys down the Pub ..... ! :s_aim1:

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What's an International woman? Are they harder work than a National woman?

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No Gordon, they are all the same...it's just you, not knowing how to speak their language. :D

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I thought ale would be involved somewhere :D.

Back to addiction then?

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Perhaps it was just the year that was wrong?

I'm already stockpiling jigsaws, in case it's March 8th, 2013.

I hope your storing them in poly' bags and throwing the box away?

It will save on room & take longer to solve them.

Ever considered turning them over and doing it with the reverse showing up?

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Ya probably much harder Gordon:D

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I didn't say it was going to happen I just posted it out of interest! :cool:

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Am I that predictable ? :D

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er...........you are male...so,in a word son....... YES.

And you tried to lay the blame on others.:)
Sorry, but you did ask!

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Damn ! :D

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Probably interested to see who yeh could alarm wi this rubbish.:rolleyes:

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Is that a bit like the Mayan calendar end of life but not as we know it sort of thing?

Just asking.

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Yep, 8th March has arrived, I still have all my debts, worries and rising damp but...yep, internet is still running.

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we would have known 12 months ago if it wasnt

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Think your body clock's stopped - it was 2012...

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Ah, hum. Back to the batcave!

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Ya wake Robin up:D

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How many old threads are you going to open just to up your post count. Whats the point of opening them, or can you not see the date at the top.