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if i was famous and looked all glam

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if i was famous and looked all glam
i know that it wouldn't be a sham

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If i was famous and looked all glam,
i know that it wouldn't be a sham,
I'd buy lots of bling,

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If i was famous and looked all glam,
i know that it wouldn't be a sham,
I'd buy lots of bling,
then a song i would sing

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If i was famous and looked all glam,
i know that it wouldn't be a sham,
I'd buy lots of bling,
then a song i would sing
and become a strip o gram ......... :confused:

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If i was famous and looked all glam,
i know that it wouldn't be a sham,
I'd buy lots of bling,
then a song i would sing
and become a strip o gram ......... :confused:
my arse is so big that i would wear a wig
and no one would give a damn?

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:rofl38: :rofl38: Good finish Stag :rofl38:



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Stags arse is so big,

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Stags arse is so big,
whenever he gets jiggy with it

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everybody pokes sticks at it .......??????? hahaha :D

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Shall we start another one, the last one doesn't really seem to be working?????


The Chavs are taking over Accy,

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The Chavs are taking over Accy,
The clothes that they wear are sooooo tacky.

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The Chavs are taking over Accy,
The clothes that they wear are sooooo tacky,
They think they're real 'ard,

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but really there all soooo mard....

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The Chavs are taking over Accy,
The clothes that they wear are sooooo tacky,
They think they're real 'ard,
but really they're all soooo mard....
They're just pumped up on Wacky Backy.

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Up in Bash, when I were a lad,