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Tealeaf, a fella from Church,
Who walks with a bit of a Lurch,
It's the ale in The Stag,
That made it all shag,
Ah, the man's name we doth besmirch

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When Doug was once visiting Bash,

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He went into the pub without cash

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he made a quick dash.......

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When Doug was once visiting Bash,
He went into the pub without cash
he made a quick dash.......
to locate his stash,

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now they call him jack flash

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Pussycat you are suspose to write it all down.

Oh thanks, You could have come up with something a bit more Flirty

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im not writing all that!!!!!

there was an old woman from clayton....

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Just copy and paste P/cat.


There was an old woman from Clayton,
Who went on a trip down to Leyton,

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There was an old woman from Clayton,
Who went on a trip down to Leyton,
But forgot to put her skirt on

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There was an old woman from Clayton,
Who went on a trip down to Leyton,
But forgot to put her skirt on
Becaue she couldnt put the light on

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There was an old woman from Clayton,
Who went on a trip down to Leyton,
But forgot to put her skirt on,
So really got a spurt on,

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that doesnt sound right does it? sorry

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Somehow I don't think pussycat will be the next poet laureate.

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No, "That doesn't sound right does it, sorry" doen't really rhyme!

I'll finish it:

There was an old woman from Clayton,
Who went on a trip down to Leyton,
But forgot to put her skirt on,
So really got a spurt on,
When some fella acted like Satan.

That's crap as well but it's the best I could do at short notice.

Here's the new one:-

A pussycat once in Woodnook,