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Try to find a bizarre description to suit a plant or tree.
e.g. -
Roses are communist
Violets are miserable
Mushrooms are agoraphobic

You can be obscure - as in -
Delphinium - a storage place for Knuzden old quarries

I hope for some amusing responses.

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Tulips pressing in the night.;)

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The Weeping Willow only recommends Kleenex.

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Cacti are easily offended (prickly)

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Several vines growing together are nothing but social climbers.:)

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Ivy is possessive and insecure


(Looks like only you and me want to play Eric)

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Just think of it as being too intellectually challenging for the mosses.;)

Or maybe that plants are not all that poplar ... :D Especially mangroves in this politically correct, gender neutral world.

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I'm a little sycamore that this game is left in the larch - but that's oak

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Don't pine away Margaret.

lilies are idle and immature.

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Got to agree there, Margaret!

'Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow: they neither toil nor spin.
Mathew, 6:25-34.

Cyclamen can make you vomit.

Can't resist the old one-'Roses grow on you'.

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poppies are show offs!

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Impatiens (bizzy lizzie:eek:) Quick to jump the gun:D:D

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Raspberry is a tongue twister

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gooseberry is a grape with ideas above its station - and a fur coat!
(Sorry Margaret...I know a gooseberry isn't a flower...it was Guinness who lead me astray :))

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Looks like you have now cottoned on.

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Yes, it took a while...but my brain is mashed right now...too much to think about...but this is a pleasant diversion.

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Is Foxglove an oxymoron?
It's certainly an eye opener, perhaps it should be called Reynard's socks? ;)

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Pelargoniums think they are posh.

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Snapdragons are softies really.

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Narcissus=sussicraN

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Far too clever for me!

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It just could be.

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Red Hot Poker, too cool to live up to its name.

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Stinging nettle - just wants to be loved!

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Clematis - severe hunger syndrome

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The Lancashire scrounging plant, Aster got a spare fiver?

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Mistletoe - a really unsociable plant.

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Eucalyptus - the export of European leg supports to USA

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Holly - nobody loves a grump!

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Pimpernel - employer of Charles the Second's mistress

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Pampas grass - a South American police informer

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Al Falfa has claimed responsibility for the latest rash of suicide bombings in Iraq.

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Marigold - the young wife of an elderly rich man

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Dandelion is a jungle fop

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Juniper - a young Israeli child

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Pussy Willow-a fluffy nest.

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Forget me not-Latin name amnesia?

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Coriander - soap opera with Ena Sharples

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Grow a Cactus?

What's the point?

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I expected responses to be s.parsley submitted and so am dahlia.ted that you are posting so many

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Beech - a place to watch womens volleyball

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Wallflower-shy, bordering introvert

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Sweet Pea- blessed relief!

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Aloe vera,my little swampduck..

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Eucalyptus a self styled topiary expert.

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I'm baffled by that one- please explain:confused:

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No. :D


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topiary

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I think it might be - you clipped us - clever clogs :D

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Hydrangea - mid western buffalo ranch

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Alyssum a mathmatical boxer

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Pennyroyal - reduced pay for armed forces

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The Lotus always assumes the right position.

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Primula - a cheeseplant

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Carnation - canned milk

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pelargonium - group of islands that aren't in an arch shape

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Maidenhair Fern definitely not a plant from Brazil, Not with a name like Fern.
;)

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Yew tree can mind your own business..

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Bullrush: An afternoon's jog through the streets of Pamplona.

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Maybe, like me, you immediately assumed that "topiarY" had something to do with the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol.;)
After all, it is Less.:D

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Virginia stock-on the edge..

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You have really baffled me with that one.:confused:

I have pondered what I would have written and it relates to stock markets -
Virginia Stock ...value falls due to anti-smoking laws.

Is your post about the stock market too?
I don't know much about stock market jargon - maybe 'on the edge' is a term used.

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It might refer to the scarcity of local virtuous maidens ;)

or

I use Virginia stock as an edging plant:alright:

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Belladonna - Lucrezia Borgia

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Snowdrop - avalanche

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Bluebell = Cold clanger

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Mother in law`s tongue-always shows high levels of acidity at this time of year..

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Hyacinth - hello madam
Cynthia Payne - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Date Palm ... sexual satisfaction for fat, ugly men with halitosis.

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Petunia - tinkling sound from a urinal

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That must be a thing from your past, I don't know many women that went out of their way to listen for such sounds.
:)

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You don't need to visit a mens lavvy to hear such sounds.......my other half tinkles morning, noon and night.
And you know what?
I listen to make sure he isn't having any flow problems which could indicate prostate problems.

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But that is in your own home.
A much different sound made in household toilets to that made in urinals.
It's Xmas day let's keep it light, I've just been ear wigging a group of revellers all enjoying the time until one of the woman decided to give a lecture about women's problems and how her ovaries shrivelled and died, what a conversation killer that was for that party!
I can honestly say it's also put me off the fried eggs I had planned for Christmas lunch when I get home!
;)

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Well, I haven't heard any man tinkling into a urinal.....so I guess I have to take your word for it Less......I bow to your superior knowledge.
And as for me adding the reason why I listen....it wasn't to hang heavy on the thread....but to just so that you know I don't have a strange fetish for such things!

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If you ever want to develop one PM me.
;)

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I'll pass on that Less, but thank you for offering. :)

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Never a problem, I'm used to being passed, kicked in the groin and told to go away you weirdo, but let's be honest, I will find that strange woman that is my perfect match.

As the lottery says in it's adverts, it could be you.
:)

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Four leaf Clover-Rich pickings if you find me..

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Begonia - go away (said nicely;))

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Mugwort - a facial growth

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Venus Fly Trap-She never looks in your eyes..till after.

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Sweet William-bright and gay

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Lavender - the last toilet in the block