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The Railway was shut, still cleaning the toilet floors, so

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They thought 'sod it' and opted to visit Eric...

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Eric was upstairs drinking his yazoo

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,I mean Eric was drinking whisky and playing the yazoo

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which gave him pleasure but annoyed the neighbours

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but didn't take much to annoy the neighbours

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who appeared to take great satisfaction in curtain twitching and

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telling all who would listen to

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good music in the radio

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He started dancing to Agadoo

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which was strange. Eric hated Black Lace ever since he tried to impress a young office girl by singing Superman to her along with all the arm movements. He didn't realise until it was too late

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So he thought "sod This" and rolled a joint,

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it was a joint of brisket.

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but it was only when he tried lighting it

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That he realised it was roasted.