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Ulrika Jonsson causes Big Bother with £175k fee | The Sun |Showbiz|Big Brother


Well it looks like its kicking off already......roll on friday......i can`t wait to see Verne Troyer in action.........OH and Lucy Pinder obviously.:D

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Gawd - we had a brief respite over Christmas with the news programs and pages containing real news. Now it's back to "reality" shows. :(

I won't be watching anyway, but especially not now I'm a bit tired of Lucy Pinder. (I bet that's not something often said.) I spent a couple of hours last night looking for pictures of her rump for photoshopping together a "proof of concept" for a marketing photo I need to produce using a local model. By complete fluke I found a different Lucy with the right figure in an altogether more appropriate pose for what I needed.

You have to search by name: If you just put "a*se pictures" into google, you get all sorts of gruesome stuff. :eek:

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Tommy Sheridan, the Scottish politican, is quite mad.

Expect more pussy lappin' up the cream stuff from him.

Let the lunacy begin.:D

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Oh boulders n bricks its time to get narrow minded kicks.
Sheridan is mad Ulrika is a money grabber Lucy well no comment in case I upset some red blooded members. :p

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going to give them up for the new year, and spend my time doing some thing less boring instead: I watch far too much junk on tv

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I'd sooner have tooth ache than watch no marks acting like spoiled children, Big Brother, I'm a Celebrity, would rather watch grass grow

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...and you so enjoyed local politics, especially your beloved Conservative party.

Odd that.:rolleyes::D

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again i havent a clue who half of them are

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celebrity has-beens thats why....lol

i like watching celebrity big brother, ya get to see what the women really look like without the slap!!!HEHEE

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I think Tommy Sheridan is the only one i don`t really know much about...........

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Tommy Sheridan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


Quite interesting was when the News of the World published a story about clean living Tommy cheating on his wife in a Manchester swinger's club, and snorting stuff that wasn't the Vim used to scour the jacuzzi.

Subsequent trial, which he won, blah, blah, blah, then evidence emerged that he 'may' have pejured himself, and 'may' have intimidated witnesses.

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That's in the blood, watching no marks I have a choice and its usually the off button;)

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Go on then, share with us.

Tell us where his little button is?

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Don't do that Rindi, I nearly had a flaming heart attack:D

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Gordon Brown pictures?? :D

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do you mind im having my tea!!:eek:, take it off!! lol

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I wonder how long it'll be, before the so called glamour model, starts getting their bits out.

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More than likely on the way in!

Just to get viewers interested of course;)

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i will be watching cbb this year people..... I LOVE IT !!!!!

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Depends on how bad they want publicity to further their career. :eek:;):D

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If the Gay Gordon or the Merry Mendleson where to perform in the show, I might be interested.
I might have got that wrong.
If the sulky puss Gordon or the Gay Mendleson were to perform, I might be interested.....Money for old rope and a waste of space?

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What if you entered then? :D:tongueout

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Immediately .......hopefully.......:rolleyes::rolleyes:

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NOT more rubbish on the tv:eek:
Unfortunately the wife loves this program so i will be out the way on pc or PlayStation for the next few months i refuse to watch such tripe...
why i still pay the licence i will never know :eek:

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Don't let it get you down mick, these programs are a woman thing, supose Ann don't much like watching the Cup Final:D

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tis on in 1 minute

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Whats on in a 1 minute?

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The ultimate show for the numb. :hesoff:

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oh my, i bet you lot didnt realise i was going into the BB house (mimi from shameless)

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They are scraping the barrel with this lot !!!

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i dont like Lucy already, she slagged Katie Price off GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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It was kind of BB to put a cat flap on the diary room door, so Mini-Me didn't have to use the stairs.

I like Ulrika, and hope she does well.

Let the freak show commence.:D

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By the way, they should be locked up for three months.

Three weeks is way too short a time.:D

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Verne troyer seems like an early contender to win but with this lot who knows........and i have to agree with Garinda, 3 weeks is to short , 3 months would be great, they would definately have cracked by then .....................:rolleyes:

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Three months is still to short:p

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NEWS FROM LAST NIGHT:

Terry is crowned the first head of house, he has his own en suite bedroom, unlimited hot water, use of hairdryer & straigteners. Coolio has no clothes as his bag was lost on the plane coming over from America, he spent most of the night smoking and went to the diary room a number of times including at 4.40am. It turns out Tina is suprisingly flexible. La Toya is having nerves and second thoughts. Verne has been chatting to Terry about working with the late Heath Ledger on his last film before he died. Tina, Lucy and Mutya have been dicussing public perception and the downsides of fame.

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A hear there's a nice Tory girl in there called Lucy. Mind, I haven't watched the show.

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Oh common who you trying to kid? Miss Pinder not tickling your fancy? She might come out of this and stand next to your hero. ;):D

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If you haven't done it so far, do it now Verne Troyer to win.

Money in the bank!

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Thats where my money will be going................. although the odds have shortened a lot since last time i looked.....................:(

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I do this every year.

Leave it too late and the early bird looses the big massive worm.

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Looks as though my big fat juicey worm has indeed been had by the small hungry early bird already.......according to paddypower..................:rolleyes:

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Well she does have two striking points in her favour, or so I understand mind you, haven't actually seen the girl:rolleyes:

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Yes, one that gets her knockers out if you pay her enough money. The very spirit of a free market entrepreneur.

She said she hates bleeding heart liberals, so I doubt you'll find her licking envelopes for David Davis with you.;)

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I don't think the term is quite meant in the way you interpret it. ;)

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Apparently Coolio has used the `N` word whilst talking to Ben................ but he did`nt get a warning because he is a black American, was`nt heard by anyone else and Ben was`nt offended ........mmmmm the last person to used that word( can`t remember her name) was immediately evicted......:rolleyes:

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It was Bristol public schoolgirl, Homie 'ghetto' Emily.

Double standards from BB?

No way.:rolleyes:

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Thats her.....thanx

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I'm still hoping they send Steve Strange into the house.

He makes Pete Burns seem normal.

We might even get an explanation about his shop lifting prosecution...when he stole a Teletubbies doll!

He'd certainly liven it up.

Welsh 80s pop star on celeb BB standby - WalesOnline

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lol, he was on that hairdressing reality prog last year wasnt he?

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I think he won that a couple of years back........................

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ok, i've slept since :D


i'm sure he came back to be the manager or something last year didnt he?


i only caught it a couple of times

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Lol, yeah he was, Celebrity Scissorhands, for Children in Need.

He started the last one as well, as 'Creative Director', but was thrown off because he said he'd developed a hair allergy, which meant he couldn't start until after lunch.

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knew it was something like that

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He is indeed `Strange`.......:rolleyes:

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It'd be funny if they confiscated his slap.:D

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maybe i should change my surname to that, it would be very apt :D

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NO GARY not Flashy slap....Shanida Strange ;) you posted the same time i did ;)



your not having your karma back though....its all MINE MINE MINE lol


thanx hun xx

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I'm going to give this series a fair chance.
I like Terry Christian a lot and people of my generation adore Coolio if only for the Kenan & Kel theme tune :D
The Pinder (as she is affectionately known amongst my mates) has disappointed me. Tory bird. Gutted. Stick to Nuts, love.

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how much does that Tina swear, it's kinda cringe worthy

would you swear like a trouper infront of Latoya Jackson or someone you had never ever met before? i wouldnt lower myself, whatever she thought of the UK before must be much worse now

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It was quite cringeworthy flashy. She looks like she could become quite the bully too, the way she was 'having a laugh' with Terry - saying he couldn't even read!

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she looked like she was intimidating Latoya too, Latoya was trying to tell her about how she was abused and the poor love couldnt get a word in edgeway


Tina - Gob Almighty

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i reckon those two will end up rowing, she's a Liverpool fan and he's Man U, the two dont really mix now do they :D

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Scarily I have been told by several people that the new bloke in my life looks like Terry Christian, I am not sure that this is a good thing......:rolleyes:

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lol, post a pic of him and let us have a squiz then Lindsay :D

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She seems a bit thick, and I loved her in Brookie and Shameless.

Latoyah, who seems suprisingly nice, opened up to her, about being abused by her husband, and later in the ashtray Tina was banging on about how it was weird to be in a house with a Jackson. You could see the disappointment on Latoyah's face.

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It could be worse.

It could be Terry Wogan.:D

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I agree with Rindy LaToya is suprisingly nice, shes obviously led a difficult, strange and sheltered life. I hope she enjoys the whole experience and comes out of her shell a bit more. BB banking on Ulrika being top draw, is starting to backfire eh? Nominated for eviction already!! Did you see her face when they decided to do the credits task in alphabetical order and she realised that she wasnt going to get a credit!! Then again later on when Terry was doing the filming, she looked like a child who hadn't go her own way. Hilarious!

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thank goodness for multi channel t,v....and recorders,,,,i dont have to watch such stupid programmes....

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I read that Ulri-ka-ka-ka has been paid the biggest ever fee to appear on Celeb BB, which is really suprising, as she certainly isn't a big draw.

I think she's getting £175,000. No wonder she wants out. She'll be paid that however long she's in.

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What I want to know is who wanted to look like who first?

Here's Janet, Michael, and Latoyah, when they used to be black.

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I suppose it was Michael who first wanted to look like Diana Dors....ooops....Ross, and the rest just followed him to the plastic surgeon's.

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I hope Latoya does`nt think the UK is full of fat,rough,foul mouthed scousers......:rolleyes:

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No pipinfort just about quarter of a million of um mate:Dand thats only the women:rolleyes:

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The "talent" show last night was classic!! Terry was right to nominate Lucy, she did nothing but the best was Verne & Tina doing Romeo & Juliet, Verne looked so nervous and was shaking like a leaf, bless!!

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awww i missed it last night, i had visitors......will someone please remind me to lock the door and pretend i aint in every night at 9 :D

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Its repeated today at 1.05pm on E4.

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It was.

I thought Mutley sang really well, and Tommy was rousing, even getting cheers from the Americans for his anti-Bush rant.

I'd have nominated Lucy too. Her spot was rubbish, neither funny or interesting, unlike Ulrika's talk on the path her career and love life has taken.

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Michelle Heaton and La Toya/Michael Jackson `s perfomance made me cringe behind a cushion.............truely awful stuff

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Lol, Michelle wasn't good, but I was expecting worse.

At least she looked good in her PVC catsuit.

Lucy's only hope would have been to ditch the hoodie, and give her little talk just in her knickers.:rolleyes::D

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Thats what i was hoping for.............................:rolleyes:

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Is there an eviction tonight? Davina's on the programme with an audience.

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i cant beleive how boring the house is

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I can`t believe how boring Ben from (or who was in...) A1 is..............:rolleyes:

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So whos going tonight??

I want Lucy to go, 2 reasons. 1. Shes boring! & 2. Ulrika is seriously on the verge of a Vanessa Feltz type breakdown and I reeeeeeeeeeeeally want to see that!!!!:D

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Completely agree with you there...................Lucy for the chop.

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*Flashers rubs her eyes in disbelief at what pipples has just said*


did i read that right? :eek:

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`They` have`nt been out so YES................Lol

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`Ooobie Doobies`..........!? Pmsfl...........................................th ats a new one even for me:D:D:D:D but thanx for the Karma;)

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:eek:

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lol we have always called them that in my house...(well since Reece was ickle that is)
boobies = ooobie doobies :D

its just a better way of putting it, my nieces think its hilarious

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Well i`ve got a list of names for them as long as my arm...........but i`d better not go there.........although i`ll get deleted now for thread wandering again...............................QUICK READ THIS NOW.....:eek:

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hahahahahahaha

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Havent watched any of it .... and i dont think i will do anyway .... whos Lucy Pinder... she got voted out tonight ... against ulrika ... she must be bad if she cant win against ulrika

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My little brother used to think that mammaries were called elbows. The lady at his nursery had massive elbows, apparently.

I was going to quote a message to give this post some context but I think it's better without :D

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Is it true, that you can't lick your own elbows.

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It's not true (just most people can't), but why would you want to lick your own when you can ask Shakermaker's brother's teacher if you can lick hers?

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The more I watch it this year the worse it gets. But I just can't help it. I've been brainwashed.

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The task last night was absolutely hilarious!! Seeing them all in those Bacofoil suits getting electric shocks was brilliant! Tonight we find out who nominated, i hope its Tina & Ulrika, although I think Coolio will be up.

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Coolio's a div

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He is rather annoying, but its sooooooo funny to see him winding everyone up! He annoys everyone except Verne & Terry because he knows its working!