Hi......Englishboy35
 

I'll be visiting Church, Ozzy & Accy this weekend or possibly next. Would like to meet up with any girls between 21-45. GSOH essential & exciting pub night out guaranteed. Replies in confidence, please.

I have am attractive, a fantastic figure and a GSOH.

I am 25 perhaps we could meet up when Germanboy visits the area. We could party all night!

I have GSOH and am 35 can I come too? :drunk: I am as rough as a robbers dog, and have the figure of a sporting personality (Jockey Wilson)

No you're not Lettie, you are a tease!
 

Anyway, I like a girl in leather on the first night out.......

mm keeping me eye on you 2 you were quite chummy at the xmas party, mmmm

Don't have any leather gear, used to have some trousers, but found that they made my bum sweat.:bootyshak

PVC is just as good

PVC is even worse, you have to peel PVC clothes off yourself after wearing them, the only good thing about PVC is you can wipe off spillages with a cloth, which comes in quite handy for the old strongbow stains.:drunk:

What about rubber?

:idunno: Never tried rubber, well, not clothing!

I am keeping my eye on THIS topic to see where its going hehe

Does a wetsuit count? Will leave the SCUBA gear and weight belt at home as it's a bit heavy to wear on land and might impede my journey to the bar.:pint:

Sounds Exciting!
 

.........Can you bring a parachute, flying helmet & goggles also?

Good grief!! You have strange taste in women's clothing Tealeaf....

No,
 

....The helmet & goggles are for me.....