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nortype 25-01-2009 18:13

women??
 
why is it after 42 years of marriage i still cannot work them out?? simple things like do's my bottom look big in this answer yes you are in deep whatever it is answer no looks ok you then are a liar help.:confused:

emamum 25-01-2009 18:21

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what ever you did apologise, preferably with a gift...a big shiny gift

panther 25-01-2009 18:28

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A woman has a right to moan, she does put up with alot u know.

Menapause, Menstrual cramps, mental anxiety, mental breakdown etc etc....and ya know summat they all begin with MEN, :D, so.......

lancsdave 25-01-2009 18:30

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nortype (Post 672265)
why is it after 42 years of marriage i still cannot work them out?? simple things like do's my bottom look big in this answer yes you are in deep whatever it is answer no looks ok you then are a liar help.:confused:


They don't even understand themselves or each other, no point us trying to do it :D

Retlaw 25-01-2009 20:55

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nortype (Post 672265)
why is it after 42 years of marriage i still cannot work them out?? simple things like do's my bottom look big in this answer yes you are in deep whatever it is answer no looks ok you then are a liar help.:confused:

Now you are trying to apply logic to an illogical situation.

Yours and my logic says a 1/4" nut will only it on a 1/4" bolt.
Female logic is as wide and variable as there are women on this planet, and it vary's day to day in 28 day cycles. You'l never win, they cant even agree amongst themselves, why should you have to apologise for things you have'nt done or have a clue about.

As for the quote having something to moan about, menstration, menopause, and mental etc, how did women cope, before these names were applied to their conditions. Those conditions have been there since man first walked on the planet.


Retlaw.
:hidewall:

Lilly 25-01-2009 20:57

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nortype (Post 672265)
why is it after 42 years of marriage i still cannot work them out?? simple things like do's my bottom look big in this answer yes you are in deep whatever it is answer no looks ok you then are a liar help.:confused:

After 42 years you should know the right things to say, the answers to give to these all important questions which will not earn you a clout round the ear. :rolleyes::D

MargaretR 25-01-2009 21:05

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All I can add to this thread is that women are just different shaped fellas.
Women worry about the size of their bums
Men worry about losing their hair
Women voice their concerns - more men ought to

nortype 25-01-2009 21:08

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lilly i do try my best to get it right but one never knows with women.:rolleyes:

cashman 25-01-2009 21:36

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i always say - show me a man that understands a woman, n i will show you a liar.;)

magpie 25-01-2009 21:46

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but men teach us to drive... then they wonder why we can't park the car in such a small space:

Mick 25-01-2009 21:50

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No women drive men......................up the wall :hidewall:

MargaretR 25-01-2009 22:02

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We are 50% of the population so
Stop moaning and get used to it

cashman 25-01-2009 22:19

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it aint moaning, its just tellin it as it is.:tongueout

Retlaw 25-01-2009 22:39

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mick (Post 672356)
No women drive men......................up the wall :hidewall:

Mine is a religious teacher.
She taught me all about Hell on earth.
Retlaw.
:hidewall:

MargaretR 25-01-2009 23:00

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Men are becoming infertile due to the pollutants in the environment, and will eventually
serve no useful purpose :D
but I enjoy their company so that is enough


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