Accrington Web

Accrington Web (https://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/index.php)
-   Questions and Answers (https://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f66/)
-   -   Advice (https://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f66/advice-56860.html)

garinda 09-03-2011 18:42

Re: Advice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by accysimon (Post 890535)
No, Politics had nothing to do with my original reply. It was, as I said, based on his job as a Recruitment Consultant, and asking how he can assess people's suitability for a job with such a poor grasp of written English himself. The fact that he is also a Councillor and Chairman of his Area Council makes the issue worse in my opinion.

And yes, I would criticise any other Councillor, regardless of party, if their posts were as badly written as all his. This poor grasp of grammar, punctuation etc, also extends to his emails replies too.

1. Politics shouldn't have a capital letter.

2. People's should be peoples', being plural.

3. Councillor shouldn't be capitalised, seeing as it refers to councillors in general.

4. You should never start a sentence, or a paragraph with 'and'.

5. Etc. should really have a full stop after it, being an abbreviation.

Other than that, spot on.

Next time we have a vacancy for an anally retentive nelly, we will consider your application.

;)

garinda 09-03-2011 18:45

Re: Advice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by suedarbo (Post 890575)
My hubby is dyslexic and has a job where he brings his paperwork home and I do it for hlm. I must be his anally retentive nelly:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

Well, Nelly, some people were born to lead, and it looks like you married one.

When you've finished his paper work, he needs his sword polished.

:rolleyes:

:D

garinda 09-03-2011 18:47

Re: Advice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 890583)
1. Politics shouldn't have a capital letter.

2. People's should be peoples', being plural.

3. Councillor shouldn't be capitalised, seeing as it refers to councillors in general.

4. You should never start a sentence, or a paragraph with 'and'.

5. Etc. should really have a full stop after it, being an abbreviation.

Other than that, spot on.

Next time we have a vacancy for an anally retentive nelly, we will consider your application.

;)

By the way.

If I've made mistakes, don't waste your time pointing them out.

I care not.

For it doesn't really matter.

;)

suedarbo 09-03-2011 19:02

Re: Advice
 
:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

Wynonie Harris 10-03-2011 20:56

Re: Advice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by accysimon (Post 890535)
No, Politics had nothing to do with my original reply. It was, as I said, based on his job as a Recruitment Consultant, and asking how he can assess people's suitability for a job with such a poor grasp of written English himself. The fact that he is also a Councillor and Chairman of his Area Council makes the issue worse in my opinion.

Funny how you never mentioned that in your original post about Councillor Whittaker. And, as around 90% of your posts are pro-Labour party propaganda, I'd say politics had everything to do with your criticisms. Still, keep on digging, Simon... :rolleyes:

DaveinGermany 10-03-2011 21:35

Re: Advice
 
Seeing as this is supposed to be an advice thread imparting words of wisdom how about this particular little Gem ? :)

“Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.” Benjamin Franklin


Sadly not one that some take heed of, even I am not impartial to this folly on occasion. So let's lighten up on the issue of spelling shall we or it'll only come back quietly, with it's mates, in the dark, when least expected & give us a slap round the back of the head to remind us that we too are not perfect. :rolleyes:

Margaret Pilkington 10-03-2011 21:45

Re: Advice
 
I agree with that sentiment......we are not in an English grammar class, as long as we get across the point we are trying to make.

I'm sure that I am not the only one who, in the heat of the moment, whilst trying to make a point, my english lessons(which were a darn long time ago) fly right out of my head........and rules(well some of them) are meant to be broken.

Eric 10-03-2011 23:05

Re: Advice
 
Never do anything you wouldn't eat.

And in Canada: for six months of the year, if you are outside, don't lick metal.

Don't pet bear cubs if mom is around. (Theirs, not yours.)

Never drink lite beer.

Don't criticize folks' grammar and spelling, like in "Hey Ken, that should be "carpe diem";):D

Benipete 11-03-2011 10:14

Re: Advice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 890899)
Seeing as this is supposed to be an advice thread imparting words of wisdom how about this particular little Gem ? :)

“Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.” Benjamin Franklin


Sadly not one that some take heed of, even I am not impartial to this folly on occasion. So let's lighten up on the issue of spelling shall we or it'll only come back quietly, with it's mates, in the dark, when least expected & give us a slap round the back of the head to remind us that we too are not perfect. :rolleyes:

Speak for thee sen fettler.:hehetable

Restless 16-03-2011 21:22

Re: Advice
 
tip the glass to the side when your pouring a beer into it :D

Benipete 18-03-2011 10:16

Re: Advice
 
Don't wait till you have been kicked before you start limping.

jaysay 18-03-2011 10:25

Re: Advice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 892559)
Don't wait till you have been kicked before you start limping.

Who started that Beni Ronaldo:D

Benipete 18-03-2011 10:44

Re: Advice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 892560)
Who started that Beni Ronaldo:D

Lazarus.:eek::D:D

jaysay 18-03-2011 17:54

Re: Advice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 892564)
Lazarus.:eek::D:D

Oh that guy, he complained cuz he had to carry his own bed:D

US Angel 18-03-2011 23:04

Re: Advice
 
we were always told there is 3 sides to a story Yours mine and the truth.
What goes around, comes around.


All times are GMT. The time now is 01:46.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.1
© 2003-2013 AccringtonWeb.com