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lindsay ormerod 19-03-2011 00:09

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Never drink anything you can't see through.....:mosher:

jaysay 19-03-2011 08:35

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Originally Posted by lindsay ormerod (Post 892687)
Never drink anything you can't see through.....:mosher:

I used to say that to a certain landlord when his bitter was cloudy:D

keith higson 13-04-2011 04:26

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Originally Posted by accysimon (Post 887803)
It's a shame you didn't get advice on spelling, grammer and punctuation, as it's terrible, almost non existent. It's as bad in your emails. Maybe you need to get yourself a secretary!

Amongst my Mums advice were "People may think you are a fool but don't open your mouth and proove it" and " Verbal advice is not worth the paper its written on". Thanks you that's all I have to say for now, please excuse any grammatical or punctuation errors.

Romps 13-04-2011 20:40

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1. "Class is in your genes Rhonda, no one can take it from you". (My father)
2. If you take the Mercedes don't drive through the council estate!!! (My mother)
3. Never ask him the colour of the car, ask him what the Reg is! (My mother)
Plus many many more that I couldn't possibly divulge, I wouldn't want to upset anyone!!! :rolleyes: :D

jaysay 14-04-2011 10:08

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Originally Posted by Romps (Post 898379)
1. "Class is in your genes Rhonda, no one can take it from you". (My father)
2. If you take the Mercedes don't drive through the council estate!!! (My mother)
3. Never ask him the colour of the car, ask him what the Reg is! (My mother)
Plus many many more that I couldn't possibly divulge, I wouldn't want to upset anyone!!! :rolleyes: :D

Was the Merc the sports convertible Romps:D

Romps 14-04-2011 11:34

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It was a red one hun!!

alan7554 16-04-2011 06:11

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never get caught and always get the 1st punch in

jaysay 16-04-2011 08:47

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Never give a sucker an even break

Romps 16-04-2011 23:18

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Don't burn your bridges, you never know when you may need to cross :)

flashy 17-04-2011 08:48

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him next door ALWAYS says 'do as i say and not as i do' yes daddy, thats why i'm the perfect daughter :D ;)

jaysay 17-04-2011 09:06

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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 899139)
him next door ALWAYS says 'do as i say and not as i do' yes daddy, thats why i'm the perfect daughter :D ;)

Has him next door read this yet Shaz:D

Iloveholidays 18-04-2011 14:20

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I remember me Dad saying "stop doing that,, you'll go blind"
(thank god for specsavers)


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