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Michael1954

02-08-2011 16:01

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Something has always puzzled me: do ladies fart side-saddle?

jaysay

02-08-2011 17:47

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Originally Posted by Michael1954 (Post 922972)

Something has always puzzled me: do ladies fart side-saddle?

Ladies don't fart they brake wind silently then look daggers at the nearest bloke:D

yerself

02-08-2011 20:41

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Originally Posted by DaveInGermany

Beans, beans are good for your heart !
Beans, beans make you fart !
The more you fart, the better you feel !
So eat baked beans every meal !

This must be the cut-price Lidl beans version. The full version goes something like this:

Heinz Baked Beans,
Good for your liver and good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart the better you feel,
So let's have beans for every meal.

jaysay

03-08-2011 09:10

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Think its a good job we don't have smelly net yet or there would be some real stinks coming from this thread:D:D

walkinman221

03-08-2011 17:31

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 922997)

Ladies don't fart they brake wind silently then look daggers at the nearest bloke:D

Better out than in though john:D:D

jaysay

03-08-2011 17:40

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Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 923231)

Better out than in though john:D:D

Just depends whether your up or down wind WM:D:D:D

walkinman221

03-08-2011 18:18

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 923234)

Just depends whether your up or down wind WM:D:D:D

True but that comes with experience:D:D

jaysay

03-08-2011 18:34

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Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 923254)

True but that comes with experience:D:D

I know and I've got it:D:D

Margaret Pilkington

04-08-2011 16:06

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Originally Posted by Michael1954 (Post 922972)

Something has always puzzled me: do ladies fart side-saddle?

You could always ask one...if you really want to find out.

jaysay

04-08-2011 17:55

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 923474)

You could always ask one...if you really want to find out.

Think thats akin to lighting the blue touch paper, when you've done it stand well clear:D:D

Margaret Pilkington

04-08-2011 18:44

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Yes John.............................................. ...........I know. :D

Retlaw

04-08-2011 19:04

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 923504)

Think thats akin to lighting the blue touch paper, when you've done it stand well clear:D:D

Thara glutton for punishment, fancy wanting to put a blue touch paper up a womans saddle.
Tha dus cum wi sum guduns.:tongueout
Retlaw

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