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Restless

14-06-2014 16:14

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1108287)

I trim mine whenever it gets in the way of my drinking, I hate my moustaches supping more than I can, cut it whenever needed.

same here. haha. did that yesterday

westendlass

14-06-2014 17:03

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I wonder why men grow beards when(most) women don't? I mean, you don't see female animals with bald faces. Cats and dogs are all the same and so are horses, cows etc. That's my moment of profound thought for the weekend. I'll leave it with you folks.:rolleyes:

taddy

14-06-2014 19:54

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Then again why do male lions have thick luxurious manes but lioness's don't ?

Less	15-06-2014 06:55

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Originally Posted by westendlass (Post 1108290)

Man = hunter

woman = gatherer

Men walked miles in search of their prey in all kinds of weather.

Women stayed close to the warm cave chewing nuts.

This can still be observed today, men will walk miles out of their way to catch fish in a pond, thus avoiding decorating the cave.

Women will head for department stores credit card in hand and gather all those none essential, essentials that they then cram into the cave like interior of the wardrobe never again for it to see the light of day because she has decided that having gathered it, it is two sizes too small and will have to wait until the successful completion of her diet.
;)

taddy

15-06-2014 17:07

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Just a touch of chauvinism maybe ?

DaveinGermany

15-06-2014 18:09

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Originally Posted by taddy (Post 1108387)

Just a touch of chauvinism maybe ?

Nah mate! Wry humour, happens a lot on here! :D

Restless

15-06-2014 18:52

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Originally Posted by taddy (Post 1108387)

Just a touch of chauvinism maybe ?

Nah... Its just less

taddy

15-06-2014 21:05

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Ok, :d:d:d

Less	15-06-2014 22:11

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Originally Posted by taddy (Post 1108387)

Just a touch of chauvinism maybe ?

Plonker, why would I try to offend the weaker sex?

Proof is man is weaker, she frightens him enough to fight Tiger, Buffalo and other dangerous beasts, while she stays at home planning what he will do when he gets home, Hmmm, lets invent white wash, he can slap that on the cave walls rather than eat the over ripe fruit I've gathered, after all he doesn't need this hangover I've invented.

somehow I don't need such criticism. I can create enough when I'm being serious.

:o

Eric	16-06-2014 14:24

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1108287)

I trim mine whenever it gets in the way of my drinking, I hate my moustaches supping more than I can, cut it whenever needed.

But if you are ever lost and hungry ... I know this is difficult in a country which has a limited amount of desolate wilderness apart from Yorkshire ... those old scraps of food in your beard could keep you alive until the cavalry arrives.;)

Less	16-06-2014 18:49

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1108463)

I'd rather they kept me going until the carvery arrived.

taddy

16-06-2014 20:10

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1108426)

You wish to be taken seriously and yet you put your location as Boloxnia, Ha,Ha. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Restless

17-06-2014 08:15

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Originally Posted by taddy (Post 1108486)

You wish to be taken seriously and yet you put your location as Boloxnia, Ha,Ha. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

DUH! Thats where he lives. He's always lived there.... :hidewall:

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