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Gordon Booth

29-05-2015 15:22

Re: Clapping - too noisy?

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1141741)

Why restrict yourself? These days with modern dye stuff your coat doesn't have to be grey.

You've got to get yourself into the part, the role.
Wearing a black leather biker outfit on my Suzuki Hayabusa with a dew drop on the end of my nose just wouldn't look right.

Less	29-05-2015 15:38

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth (Post 1141744)

You've got to get yourself into the part, the role.
Wearing a black leather biker outfit on my Suzuki Hayabusa with a dew drop on the end of my nose just wouldn't look right.

Having my chauffeur lean around passing me a kleenex just to keep the upholstery dry in my Bentley is something I also attempt to avoid, hence a good old fashioned cotton hanky!

MargaretR

29-05-2015 16:01

Re: Clapping - too noisy?

During the TV coverage of the royal jubilee debacle I recall a close up of Phil the Greek removing a nose drip onto a finger of his white kid glove.

So maybe they are part human :rolleyes:

Gordon Booth

29-05-2015 16:06

Re: Clapping - too noisy?

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1141746)

During the TV coverage of the royal jubilee debacle I recall a close up of Phil the Greek removing a nose drip onto a finger of his white kid glove.

So maybe they are part human :rolleyes:

You've cracked it, MargaretR!
It's the genes from our Royal ancestors which cause it!
They say breeding will out but I can think of better ways.

MargaretR

29-05-2015 16:10

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth (Post 1141747)

You've cracked it, MargaretR!
It's the genes from our Royal ancestors which cause it!

I do have the RHneg blood which the royals insist is essential when they inbreed, but I shudder to think that I am maybe distantly related to that parasitic lot.

Margaret Pilkington

29-05-2015 16:33

Re: Clapping - too noisy?

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1141737)

Can you imagine the court case these days if a teacher asked if you're wearing clean underwear?

the question was always asked by mother or grandmother....never a teacher.
I think they assumed that this question had been asked prior to you leaving the house.

Margaret Pilkington

29-05-2015 16:37

Re: Clapping - too noisy?

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1141746)

During the TV coverage of the royal jubilee debacle I recall a close up of Phil the Greek removing a nose drip onto a finger of his white kid glove.

So maybe they are part human :rolleyes:

He only did this because he wasn't brought up in Lancashire and daren't use his sleeve...that braid would make a helluva mess of your nostrils.

Less	29-05-2015 20:34

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1141750)

the question was always asked by mother or grandmother....never a teacher.
I think they assumed that this question had been asked prior to you leaving the house.

Sorry for the misunderstanding, circumstances could almost be as bad as reading a local newspapers display of the news then being harassed because you thought they had attempted to be accurate.

Eric	29-05-2015 21:12

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I'm disappointed; I thought this thread would be about defecating cows.:(

Gordon Booth

29-05-2015 21:22

Re: Clapping - too noisy?

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1141780)

I'm disappointed; I thought this thread would be about defecating cows.:(

Last time I saw a cow defecating it was a very quiet event.

The noise only started when someone stepped in it. :eek:

yerself

31-05-2015 12:17

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Originally Posted by Eric

I'm disappointed; I thought this thread would be about defecating cows.:(

I thought it was something to do with flatulent orientals.

Eric	31-05-2015 19:53

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Originally Posted by yerself (Post 1141844)

I thought it was something to do with flatulent orientals.

... or Vanna White.

yerself

03-06-2015 20:00

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Originally Posted by Eric

or Vanna White.

You got me there, had to Google her.

accyman

04-06-2015 11:44

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Originally Posted by Michael1954 (Post 1141738)

I was always told to wear clean underwear in case I was knocked down by a bus.

ironically poor advice as upon seeing the bus about to hit you one would promptly shat themselves :)

Atarah

05-06-2015 18:55

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Originally Posted by Bob Dobson (Post 1141610)

I applaud MargaretR for this. You've got to hand it to Margaret P too for the way she handled her response. She could have just palmed it off.

Berbum Bob Dobson! Very cleverly worded post

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