Daily Mail Sweep Stakes.
 

Anyone up for a game of Daily Mail sweepstake?

It's fast approaching that time of year where the Daily Mail chooses to leave aside stories about evil asylum seekers / gypsies / peados / Romanians, etc, and instead starts to lead every day on a story of some organisation, usually a town council, and their attempts to "ban" Christmas. It's political correctness gone mad I tell thee.

My entry for an upcoming frontpage news story is:

"Blackburn council bans misteltoe"
(accompanied by a picture of some fat letch holding some misteltoe and looking despondant at the fact that he'll miss out on his annual gropage of Sue from accounts)

Lets see if anyone can get the right town, or the right subject, got to be one about schools not being allowed something.

Re: Daily Mail Sweep Stakes.
 

Quickly followed by the story of the trial that resulted. ;) Should have left the name as Miss ?? then they cant sue you. :D

Re: Daily Mail Sweep Stakes.
 

you mean something along the lines .........."Welsh Druids decry lack of Misteltoe for mid-winter pagan rites ..........Prime Minister says he will give 50million to Afghani poppy growers to switch crops to end shortage "

Re: Daily Mail Sweep Stakes.
 

That is an idea that could not have even entered their minds in parliament yet!

Re: Daily Mail Sweep Stakes.
 

Well, although some council's are denying their employees/public the tinsel hoping not to offend the ethnic minorities, and other businesses are jumping on the band-wagon of 'scared sh*t not to offend' trait, think this may be the one Bazf ... :D :-

crumbs!

Sob, sob.