Celebrity advertisements.
 

We are told we are in the grips of a recession.

Marks and Spencer, in a similar position to many other companies, are seeing their profits plummeting.

What do they do?

They release a mini-epic film advertisment. Sort of a Wham Christmas video, but with less big hair, and none of the biting political satire.

There’s Twiggy cracking her nuts in a leather chair. A sort of cut price Susan Sarandon matriarch, playing Marmee in Little Women. Little Zed List.

Lily is stood warming her mitts in front of the fire, after getting them wet playing snowballs with Take That outside.

Erin O’Conner and Noemie Lenoir are trying to find the end of the Sellotape, whilst the violin playing one from Hear Say is by the window, draping the tree with her Angel hair.

Laura Bailey must be in the kitchen, preparing sprouts with Shirley Bassey, as they are nowhere to be seen in this one. Bless ‘em. We'll have to wait until Easter, when Bryan Ferry brings West Life round for a goose. Not just any goose, but an M & S honey glazed goose, with a rustic herb stuffing .

Do you care that flame haired Oxford undergraduate and part time model, Lily Cole, is being paid a massive amount of money to be in the advert? Or would you equally understand the ‘lifestyle’ concept they are trying to flog just as well, if it was some unknown ginger in a baby lamb’s wool sweater?

Do you watch these celebrity advertisements and feel the urge to rush out and buy your granddad that dressing gown, and the vests he’s going to get?

Similarly do you watch Biggins offering his prawn ring to Coleen, Jason, and Kerry, no need for surnames, they’re that big, and think forget Farmhouse Foods and Jack Fulton’s, if it ain’t good enough for a smack head mum, it ain’t good enough for me, I’m off to Iceland to buy my Peking duck boats?

Are we taken in by these companies paying massive amounts of money to celebrities pretending they are having a party? When we really know it was filmed in May, and all those people wouldn’t be in a room together unless they were being paid bucket loads of money to be there.

Personally price and quality are the two most important factors, deciding where I shop. I’d much rather the savings they could make by using jobbing actors, was passed on to us, the customers.

What do you think? Do they decide where you shop?

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no ..but i do like iceland stuff...its cheap and cheerful..

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It is.

All I want to know is what they sell, and how much it is.

I don't buy it because it's Biggin's favourite nibble when he's got the girls round.:D

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Sometimes when watching those M&S food ads I wish they did food deliveries.
Their clothing ads seem to be working for me too - got 2 deliveries this month.

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oh dont say your jealous of biggins,,,,:yelrotflm

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thats why i like iceland ,they deliver the heavy, food and bottles to your door

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I wont buy from Iceland mainly cos of the daft adverts with the waste of space mother who has in her contract that she can shop in Tesco. Wouldnt care if they dropped everything to a pound, dont like the thought of her getting my money.

Marks and Spencers ads, they only time they work is with the melt in the middle choc pudding, bet thay didnta ask for star studded trailer and a personal limo.

The only ads I actually watch these days are the straight to the point 'we are doing such a thing for such a price'. That'll do me nicely. I wonder when one of the big companies actually realise that doing a cheap ad but donating the remainder of the budget to charity or something that will actually effect their customers (whilst obviously creating big Google Page Ranking thing) might work that bit better, especially in current climates

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i would never shop in marks, i think their prices are ridiculous, i rather keep shoppin in iceland and asda for the same stuff but 10 times cheaper, ok so they dont come in nice packages like m&s but im sure they taste exactly the same if not better

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The celebrities in adverts certainly dont make me want to go out and shop in a certain shop, but if I knew Take That were going to be in Marks all the time i'd never leave. ;)

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Well these ads aren't half as long with fast forward on Sky+, I never have taken notice of TV ads, in fact if marks didn't pay so much for adverts maybe they would be able to charge less at the till.

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:eek:



Half the time, I can't recognise these people. I only know they are "celebs" because they aren't saying or doing anything to actually promote the product or company, they're just there.

There was one on last night for an after-shave. It wasn't arty like they usually are, it was just a bloke getting out of a limo and walking up some steps before turning to wave at a crowd of adoring women. it must have been a celeb, but I've no idea who. If I wasn't so generally ignorant, I'd consider it might be an actor assuming the role of a star...

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I like what M & S sells, their clothing (particularly underwear) and, especially, their excellent food. I internet shop with them quite often but, for food, I go to the very big store on the outskirts of Warrington, with its big, free car park, every few weeks.

I don't watch the adverts but I knew Twiggy was in them as she's in pictures in the stores. I guess the adverts cost a lot but, compared to what their profits used to be, I doubt it's excessive - just wasted on me. The only thing is, if Woolworths can go bust, is there ever any guarantee for any large store? I don't know what I'd do if Marks's closed down - go knickerless and hungry, I suppose. :D

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We should do Accyweb versions and send them in :D

If i have my way i can be in the Mothercare ad ;)

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I'll do the ad for any shoe shop!! :D

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edit:

reply was to cheecky lol

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Now why does that not suprise me!!! :p

You know how much i love shoes!!:D

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The only celeb ad I enjoyed was one for Black Magic chocolates .... several years ago now .... Catherine Deneuve, in a little black dress, fire, candles, popping chocolates into her mouth ..... :theband: I'm not allowed into the over 18s; so, I can't go into detail 'bout my fantasies:mad:

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The oddest 'celebrity' used to sell a product must be John Stalker.

Quite how having the former Deputy Chief Constable of Greater Manchester, who only came into prominence when he was kicked off an inquiry about the shooting of I.R.A. members in the eighties, will persuade you to purchase a particular brand of electronic patio awnings, is beyond me.:confused:

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He needed something to keep the heat off.:D:D The Quality St

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People just loved the dog though, even it could work the dibber:D

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Those Cinzano ads using Leonard Rossiter and Joan Collins wouldn't have been funny if 'bit part' actors had been used

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Are you getting soft or just old? :D

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I can honestly say the Celeb ads dont influnce me at all, infact I usually dont recognize these 'stars' and dont care anyway.
I saw the Twiggy one the other day, well the start of it, the minute I realised what is was for I switched off and wondered off to do something else.

I like M&S for clothes, but if they want me to start doing food shopping there they will have to produce foods that arnt so over packaged and sell something I eat - ask them for their gluten fee range and you will see a haze sweep over the member of staffs face.

Advertising does have an important part to play in an economy that is on the downturn but it has to be advertising that understands the needs of the consumer.

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Was the dog called Drummer?:gooddog:

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thanx to viagra i only have to worry about old :D

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I am not surprised you have a problem with softness with some of the 'things' you end up with :eek::rolleyes::D

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Think you got it Beni "come on Drummer you've made your point":D

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Agreed, though that ad campaign was a little different.

They were two actors, who actually got to show off their acting talents.

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The 'Brain Training' ad' with Captain Pickard and that actress who seems to appear in almost every advert these days even if she's only doing a voice over,
Really gets up my nose, the money she's on she could afford her own toy instead of scrounging his!

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It is so condescending too - as if all over 60s need training in addition:eek:
It is aimed at younger people who don't know what to get granny for christmas.
If anyone bought me one I would be insulted:(

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I think they are aimed at people that watch Star Trek.:jimbo::D

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My son bought me a brain training triple collection...only thing is i haven't any brains to train:enough:

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Hmm?
Celebrities don't work, they just annoy, or maybe....

Celebrities work better than glove puppets? Perhaps we need to ask Woolworths?

YouTube - WOOLWORTHS "Christmas In The Desert"