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Benipete 01-11-2009 11:38
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 759249)
Jack of all trades.........:D master of...............:D
Jack is one word for him I prefer RUMBLED.:D

Well done Less.

garinda 01-11-2009 11:40
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
Shouldn't Cupids Wish, Accrington's premier dating service, have an apostrophe?

Unless it's a Cupid stunt.

Less 01-11-2009 11:42
Re: The word of the Lord concerning Cities and Tents
 
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 759259)

Could anyone passing please call in for my 'free gift'.
Do you really want a well thumbed copy of the 'Warcry'?

Mind you, it will have all the relevant passages highlighted by a bright green wax crayon, so that will save you having to read through the rest.

garinda 01-11-2009 11:45
Re: The word of the Lord concerning Cities and Tents
 
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 759263)
Do you really want a well thumbed copy of the 'Warcry'?

Mind you, it will have all the relevant passages highlighted by a bright green wax crayon, so that will save you having to read through the rest.
No, but a well thumbed copy of a vintage Preacher's Wives, would be acceptable.

garinda 01-11-2009 11:56
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 759261)
Shouldn't Cupids Wish, Accrington's premier dating service, have an apostrophe?

Unless it's a Cupid stunt.
YouTube - Carry On Loving - UK Trailer

jaysay 01-11-2009 12:05
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 759267)
Oh stop mucking about:D

Less 01-11-2009 12:08
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
Today's Lesson will be read by our most popular pulpit basher, Mr. Alexander Ross PGCE Bsc(Hons),

The title of which will be:-

If your going to use the same address for a variety of scams, never put it out on the web!


http://planetsmilies.net/angel-smiley-5102.gif

http://www3.open.ac.uk/study/undergr..._training_pgce

If he's also a teacher, it brings a new view to 'suffer little children!'

Benipete 01-11-2009 12:58
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 759269)
Today's Lesson will be read by our most popular pulpit basher, Mr. Alexander Ross PGCE Bsc(Hons),

The title of which will be:-

If your going to use the same address for a variety of scams, never put it out on the web!


http://planetsmilies.net/angel-smiley-5102.gif

C71 - Professional Graduate Certificate in Education - Open University

If he's also a teacher, it brings a new view to 'suffer little children!'
I do hope Less that you are not suggesting that a Christian with a very high moral standing would try and pull the wool over the eyes of our honest and trusting members.:eek::eek:

Heaven forbid.:confused::confused::D:D

cashman 01-11-2009 13:10
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 759280)
I do hope Less that you are not suggesting that a Christian with a very high moral standing would try and pull the wool over the eyes of our honest and trusting members.:eek::eek:

Heaven forbid.:confused::confused::D:D
Don't think less would ever insinuate a thing like that, But i Will.:D

Less 01-11-2009 13:20
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I do hope Less that you are not suggesting that a Christian with a very high moral standing would try and pull the wool over the eyes of our honest and trusting members.:eek::eek:

Heaven forbid.:confused::confused::D:D
Not in the slightest Peter, I know that we are all tested and that some fall by the wayside, under no circumstances do I think he is one that could possibly 'scam' people, but with his obvious intimate knowledge of the interweb, surely he can put his expertise into warning against such sin's by others?

http://www.tiptopglobe.com/skin/smile/s11182.gifhttp://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...7&d=1257085076

It must be nice to be so famous as to have a smilie designed around you!

jaysay 01-11-2009 17:28
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
This guy reminds me of some one, can't just pin it down yet, but whoever it is he'll be just as smarmy

Tealeaf 01-11-2009 18:58
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 759337)
This guy reminds me of some one, can't just pin it down yet, but whoever it is he'll be just as smarmy
Peter Britcliffe?

Benipete 01-11-2009 19:02
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 759289)
Not in the slightest Peter, I know that we are all tested and that some fall by the wayside, under no circumstances do I think he is one that could possibly 'scam' people, but with his obvious intimate knowledge of the interweb, surely he can put his expertise into warning against such sin's by others?

http://www.tiptopglobe.com/skin/smile/s11182.gifhttp://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...7&d=1257085076

It must be nice to be so famous as to have a smilie designed around you!
How right you are brother Less to realise the importance of this man that was placed amongst us to show the Evil that exists in our midst.
Lesser people than you would have thought him a Sharlottan (in wrong section to say Paper Hat)But you saw the light and have steered us through the dark passage that is eternal damnation(someone had it away with my bank details)

If not for this man and his biblical ravings we could all have been left in the Mire.

Of course if the Small Scratch had kept his gob shut in the first place - Well Who knows.
We will now recite The Lord is my pig farmer would it be to much of an inconvenience to deliver us from swine flue if you get a minute.:theband:

Eric 02-11-2009 06:37
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 759378)
Peter Britcliffe?
Heinrich Himmler ... change the glasses and add a hat.:confused:

jaysay 02-11-2009 09:51
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 759378)
Peter Britcliffe?
Na Tealeaf, Briters donsn't wear glasses:D

Bernard Dawson 02-11-2009 11:05
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 759510)
Na Tealeaf, Briters donsn't wear glasses:D

I've known Peter be called lot of things over the years, but never Briters. I'll have to remember that one.

jaysay 02-11-2009 11:12
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by Bernard Dawson (Post 759535)
I've known Peter be called lot of things over the years, but never Briters. I'll have to remember that one.
Bet the other names you've heard him called weren't terms of endearment Bernard:D

Taggy 02-11-2009 12:29
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Originally Posted by Bernard Dawson (Post 759535)
I've known Peter be called lot of things over the years, but never Briters. I'll have to remember that one.
Thought everyone knew him as Britters!:)

Best Regards - Taggy

garinda 02-11-2009 15:14
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 759510)
Na Tealeaf, Briters donsn't wear glasses:D
It's sweet when you give a loved one a pet name.

:D

(Is it Briters, or Britters, to rhyme with tit-ters?)

:D

accyman 02-11-2009 15:45
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by Bernard Dawson (Post 759535)
I've known Peter be called lot of things over the years, but never Briters. I'll have to remember that one.
it sounds like somthing you would get after a dodgy curry :eek:

katex 02-11-2009 17:06
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 759258)
Just wait until Kate realises who she's been sending her details to!
:hidewall:
Oh my goodness Less !! That's why not having much success .. must be expecting Virgin Mary's !!! :D

Benipete 02-11-2009 17:55
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by katex (Post 759636)
Oh my goodness Less !! That's why not having much success .. must be expecting Virgin Mary's !!! :D
Not many Marys in Clayton:theband:

jaysay 03-11-2009 09:21
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 759653)
Not many Marys in Clayton:theband:
Nor Virgins Beni,:D or so I'm told:rolleyes::)

Eric 04-11-2009 18:33
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 759933)
Nor Virgins Beni,:D or so I'm told:rolleyes::)
All the virgins are in Ossy .... the home of butt ugly women and men who suffer from terminal ED:mosher:

Gayle 04-11-2009 19:46
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 760519)
All the virgins are in Ossy .... the home of butt ugly women and men who suffer from terminal ED:mosher:
Excuse me - that's you right off my Christmas list!

Eric 04-11-2009 20:41
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by Gayle (Post 760560)
Excuse me - that's you right off my Christmas list!
Aw ... and all I wanted was the same as you got me last year, only in green this time;)

And all I was doing was standing up for Clayton (bottom end of course) in the face of a vicious slurr from Jaysay;):D:D:D

steeljack 05-11-2009 01:08
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 760583)
Aw ... and all I wanted was the same as you got me last year, only in green this time;)

And all I was doing was standing up for Clayton (bottom end of course) in the face of a vicious slurr from Jaysay;):D:D:D
Don't remember many virgins down the bottom end of Barnes st. happen its gone upscale over the years :confused: :confused:

Eric 05-11-2009 03:17
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by steeljack (Post 760640)
Don't remember many virgins down the bottom end of Barnes st. happen its gone upscale over the years :confused: :confused:
An upscale Lower Barnes St. .... the mind boggles:eek: Still, there is always the Forts Arms, right on the cusp.:mosher:

jaysay 05-11-2009 09:07
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 760583)
Aw ... and all I wanted was the same as you got me last year, only in green this time;)

And all I was doing was standing up for Clayton (bottom end of course) in the face of a vicious slur from Jaysay;):D:D:D
Eric I was only passing comment on something I'd heard about Clayton, I have lots of friends in Clayton (bottom end):D:D:p

LYNX1 05-11-2009 17:52
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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 756799)
i managed to read 4 lines of the 1st post before getting a overwhelming urge to tell the thread starter to shove their bible, religion and false god up their arse.

how far did everyone esle get ?

I read the first line..........then thought NOOOOOoooo anyother numpty, forget it but just going through the rest of the thread for the hell of it. :D:D

LYNX1 05-11-2009 18:22
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Well........have now gone through the whole thread, must admit haven't laughed as much for a while....so if nothing else thanks for the laugh Alex......now take your rubbish elsewhere and leave us unrepentent souls alone :(

Eric 05-11-2009 18:23
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 760664)
Eric I was only passing comment on something I'd heard about Clayton, I have lots of friends in Clayton (bottom end):D:D:p
Rumour has it that there is a picture of you on the dart board in the Forts:eek:;):D

jaysay 06-11-2009 09:54
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 760802)
Rumour has it that there is a picture of you on the dart board in the Forts:eek:;):D
Is it still open Eric:D

jaysay 06-11-2009 09:56
Re: Voting for Christian in Politics
 
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Originally Posted by LYNX1 (Post 760800)
Well........have now gone through the whole thread, must admit haven't laughed as much for a while....so if nothing else thanks for the laugh Alex......now take your rubbish elsewhere and leave us unrepentent souls alone :(
I think he's got the message LYNX since Less rumbled him, he ain't been on for a while, thank God:rolleyes:

***Mr D*** 06-11-2009 17:22
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How is this still in General Chat.:D:rolleyes:


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