Turkey farmer Bernard Matthews dies
 

Bernard Matthews has died ;-

Turkey Farmer Bernard Matthews Has Died At The Age Of 80 | UK News | Sky News

Rest in peace

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Not So Butifull RIP

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r.i.p Mr. Matthews x

Bernard Matthews
 

Millionaire Turkey Farmer Bernard Matthews has passed away, just before Christmas. RIP

Can't help thinking there are a few turkeys around saying "Now he knows how it feels!"

:eek:

Re: Turkey farmer Bernard Matthews dies
 

did he have bird flu?

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Stop it :rolleyes:





I will forward them on to you if I get any :rolleyes::D

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and i know you laughed

R.I.P anyway Mr Matthews

Re: Turkey farmer Bernard Matthews dies
 

Me never

I believe, his last wishes were to be stuffed.

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No you've got it wrong Less he said get stuffed:D

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I've heard that they are going to have James Blunt at the funeral singing you are bootiful.:D:D:D

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RIP... I've heard the police have yet to rule out fowl play.

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Oh dear ! It appears the famous British Black Humour is, to coin a phrase, "Alive & well !" within these pages. No doubt the funeral will be quite tasteful & with all the trimmings. :rolleyes:

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heard he is being cremated at gas mark 6 for 2 hours with a lemon up his backside...

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you no on facebook yet:D