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jaysay 21-05-2011 10:16

The End is nigh
 
BBC News - 'Rapture' apocalypse prediction sparks atheist reaction

According to Harold Camping (89) the world as we know it will end today the 21sn May at 6pm that's when Jesus returns to earth to take all the none sinners back to heaven with him, that whole proses will be finished by October 21st. Hell I would have thought he would be able to do the job of saviour (again) by 6-30pm today never mind October





ps Harold made similar predictions in 1994 but nothing happened seemingly he got his maths wrong:eek::eek::eek::D

Gremlin 21-05-2011 10:55

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After reading your post jaysay I have been out and bought an extra case of Stella lager, I am making sure I am well stocked because I think I will be one of the lucky ones left behind when all the "Non sinners" have been taken.

I don't want to go yet anyway.

Retlaw 21-05-2011 11:28

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 907838)
BBC News - 'Rapture' apocalypse prediction sparks atheist reaction

According to Harold Camping (89) the world as we know it will end today the 21sn May at 6pm that's when Jesus returns to earth to take all the none sinners back to heaven with him, that whole proses will be finished by October 21st. Hell I would have thought he would be able to do the job of saviour (again) by 6-30pm today never mind October


ps Harold made similar predictions in 1994 but nothing happened seemingly he got his maths wrong:eek::eek::eek::D

Well thats thee un me stuck here for a bit longer.
Retlaw.

cashman 21-05-2011 12:38

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well i got another five n half hours, better take the dog out pronto.:D:rolleyes:

gynn 21-05-2011 12:43

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 907868)
better take the dog out pronto.

Why bother? Let it do a whoopsy on the carpet. It won't matter!

jaysay 21-05-2011 13:10

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Originally Posted by gynn (Post 907870)
Why bother? Let it do a whoopsy on the carpet. It won't matter!

Don't be daft gynn he's already booked his hols for next year and I can assure you it won't be up there:rolleyes:

Ken Moss 21-05-2011 14:06

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It's probably Gordon Brown's fault.

Or Graham Jones.

Or the last Labour government?

The worldwide destruction is inconvenient though, Doctor Who will be about to start on BBC One.

jaysay 21-05-2011 14:55

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Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 907911)
It's probably Gordon Brown's fault.

Or Graham Jones.

Or the last Labour government?

The worldwide destruction is inconvenient though, Doctor Who will be about to start on BBC One.

Well the first three are absolutely spot on, the last ones only make believe though Ken, sorry if I've spoiled the illusion for you;)

shillelagh 21-05-2011 18:13

Re: The End is nigh
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 907838)
BBC News - 'Rapture' apocalypse prediction sparks atheist reaction

According to Harold Camping (89) the world as we know it will end today the 21sn May at 6pm that's when Jesus returns to earth to take all the none sinners back to heaven with him, that whole proses will be finished by October 21st. Hell I would have thought he would be able to do the job of saviour (again) by 6-30pm today never mind October





ps Harold made similar predictions in 1994 but nothing happened seemingly he got his maths wrong:eek::eek::eek::D


how come im still here then? :p:p:p

garinda 21-05-2011 18:16

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Whoops Apocalypse.

Oh dear.

The end was predicted to be nigh, at 6 pm UK time.

I'm afraid the Earth didn't move for me, and so far I've yet to explain my sins to anyone.

:hothothot:D:hothothot

MargaretR 21-05-2011 18:30

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Nobody qualified ;)

Gremlin 21-05-2011 19:43

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Well I am still here so my wife was right as usual,, I am a bad after all, still it kept me on this planet for a little longer.

End of the world is nigh, .

cashman 21-05-2011 20:24

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these "End Of The World" clowns have bin going since i was a kid n probably long before that, how anyone gives em any credence is beyond me.:rolleyes::confused:

garinda 21-05-2011 21:48

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Report just coming in from the U.S. that the septic tank, under the preacher's trailer park home, has just exploded.

Not known if the Rev. Harold Camping's survived, or merely left covered in sh....

Sorry, radio signal meant I missed end of this breaking news story.

walkinman221 21-05-2011 21:52

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 908038)
Report just coming in from the U.S. that the septic tank, under the preacher's trailer park home, has just exploded.

Not known if the Rev. Harold Camping's survived, or merely left covered in sh....

Sorry, radio signal meant I missed end of this breaking news story.

I think he is full of sh.. not covered in it:D:D:D


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