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BBC News - 'Rapture' apocalypse prediction sparks atheist reaction

According to Harold Camping (89) the world as we know it will end today the 21sn May at 6pm that's when Jesus returns to earth to take all the none sinners back to heaven with him, that whole proses will be finished by October 21st. Hell I would have thought he would be able to do the job of saviour (again) by 6-30pm today never mind October





ps Harold made similar predictions in 1994 but nothing happened seemingly he got his maths wrong:eek::eek::eek::D

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After reading your post jaysay I have been out and bought an extra case of Stella lager, I am making sure I am well stocked because I think I will be one of the lucky ones left behind when all the "Non sinners" have been taken.

I don't want to go yet anyway.

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Well thats thee un me stuck here for a bit longer.
Retlaw.

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well i got another five n half hours, better take the dog out pronto.:D:rolleyes:

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Why bother? Let it do a whoopsy on the carpet. It won't matter!

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Don't be daft gynn he's already booked his hols for next year and I can assure you it won't be up there:rolleyes:

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It's probably Gordon Brown's fault.

Or Graham Jones.

Or the last Labour government?

The worldwide destruction is inconvenient though, Doctor Who will be about to start on BBC One.

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Well the first three are absolutely spot on, the last ones only make believe though Ken, sorry if I've spoiled the illusion for you;)

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how come im still here then? :p:p:p

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Whoops Apocalypse.

Oh dear.

The end was predicted to be nigh, at 6 pm UK time.

I'm afraid the Earth didn't move for me, and so far I've yet to explain my sins to anyone.

:hothothot:D:hothothot

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Nobody qualified ;)

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Well I am still here so my wife was right as usual,, I am a bad after all, still it kept me on this planet for a little longer.

End of the world is nigh, .

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these "End Of The World" clowns have bin going since i was a kid n probably long before that, how anyone gives em any credence is beyond me.:rolleyes::confused:

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Report just coming in from the U.S. that the septic tank, under the preacher's trailer park home, has just exploded.

Not known if the Rev. Harold Camping's survived, or merely left covered in sh....

Sorry, radio signal meant I missed end of this breaking news story.

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I think he is full of sh.. not covered in it:D:D:D

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:angel::angel: Carry On Camping. :angel::angel:

YouTube - ‪The Rapture: May 21 2011‬‏

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is that doddering owd fart the guy?

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I think someone with medical training should find out if he knows who the current President is, the year we're living in now, and what day of the week it is today, before he's allowed to make any further predictions.

Though I do agree one hunded percent with him, when he stated 'It's all a bit goosey, goosey.'

Wise words in deed.

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i now understand why "steelys" gone a bit strange.:D:D:D

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Still, he'd probably have polled more votes in Hyndburn, and not lost his deposit in the General Election, unlike the Rev. Kevin Logan.

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

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God bless america, he must have got the "bit goosey goosey" phrase of george w i suppose:D:D

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I don't see how this got into America bashing.:confused: I presume you are aware of the First Ammendment.:rolleyes: And is what he is saying any more weird than the stuff that can be heard at the north-east corner of Hyde park? I think that's Speakers' Corner .... (I'm not going to google it .... trying to excersise my memory;)).

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Caused a bit of a local stir here in the neighbourhood (he lives about 10 miles down the road from me when he announced he was putting his pets 'down' to avoid their suffering during the conflagration) ,shown on local TV , all the animal rights clowns got invoved , court injunctions sought, (didn't know until last night that we have Animal Civil Rights Lawyers)... hey its California . ;)
Still 40 minutes to go till 6pm, in California, time enough for a big tremblor , and the lottery draw for this weeks $24 million is an hour later at 7pm . :eek: :D

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Well its gone 6pm , the local live news is reporting from outside his HQ ......seems he is not available for interview , amazing , there are folks gathered outside who have travelled/driven here from the East Coast, saying they have maxed out their credit cards to pay for gas/petrol , there are religious zealots all over the world but seems we (the US) have more than our fair share, I blame Obama and Voodoo :eek: :eek: ;)

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I take It all the Morons aren't in Utah then?:D:D

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The world is seemingly full of doomsayers proclaiming that the Lord will wreak a terrible vengeance on us all or that we're going to die from some dreaded disease or natural disaster or overindulgence.

Has anyone considered the shocking alternative that we might actually just survive?

I don't know about anyone else but I wake up every morning thankful that I have a loving wife, a nice house and enough work to keep me occupied for several years. I'm reasonably healthy and I get a kick out of the little things like a nice pint of ale or a good book.

I pity anyone who looks for the worst elements in life and turns them into the focus of their energies simply because they have nothing better to occupy their time.

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Think somebody should have checked him out in 1994:D

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Think that's the only way to look at life Ken, not looking under every stone to find a conspiracy;)

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Well ... I'm still here, I think:confused: Might as well kick back and enjoy the Victoria Day weekend.:alright: Happy May two-four, eh.:D

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I don't know if this will be of any interest...or whether it is just coincidence........a volcano in Iceland has started to erupt......not that I am a doomsayer, but we can all remember what happened the last time one of these things started to chuck ash out......can't we?

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I prefer to align myself with the more postive prophecies.
There will no doubt be some disastrous events whilst the dross gets cleared out.
The greedy cheaters will create mayhem until they are overwhelmed.
YouTube - ‪The 5th Dimension Age of Aquarius 1969‬‏

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Like the vid Maragaret but aligning with positve prophecies:eek::eek::eek::eek: the end is nigh:D

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With every 'end' there follows a new 'beginning'

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You know Margaret, and I mean this very respectfully, but if I had your outlook on live I'd be a nervous wreck :D

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I think you need to read
http://www.successconsciousness.com/index_000009.htm

I have found an inner calm and have a permenant smile - the key to that is to abandon fear.

'There is nothing to fear but fear itself'

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prophecies if good or bad are complete bull, just what someone thinks will come to pass, even the law of averages would say someone will get one right.:rolleyes: frankly i let em get on wi it,don't give a toss.

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I've always had a smile on my face Margaret, it takes the use of far less muscles to smile, that's why I don't believe any conspiracy theories either, why waste time on things that don't or didn't happen, mind you I suppose Accy Web would be very boring without conspiracy;)

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If you contemplate the possibilty that there are 'multiple universes', the outcome of any happening has limitless potential.

Prophecies are a snapshot of an outcome possible at the time the prophecy was made, based on the universal collective conciousness prevailing at the time it was made.

Fortunately religious fundamentalists are a minority, so the rapture didn't happen in this particular parallel we are experiencing - it may have happened in another.

What we collectively think affects what will happen - so be careful what you think ;)

If you are intrigued by this notion, you could explore it by visiting -
Global Consciousness Project Home Page

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why though? what difference will it make to my life if theres dozens of multiple universes? am quite content doin the best i can in this world.

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It could be possible to switch parallels to one which suits you better (allegedly ;))
.....or, in other words....if enough people think of a better way of existing, it could actually happen.

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could be, but as i'm well happy wi me lot why should i? if it aint broke,don't fix it.;)

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We may still all be here but I'm not to sure we're all still There.:hehetable

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When I started exploring metaphysics I found it mindblowing ;)
...but the more I learn, the more I want to know.

It does affect how how I view life/reality - some may consider me to be looney (at worst) or eccentric (at best).
I don't care what you think.

You will never know unless you feel the need to find out and question.
I enjoy asking.

I am expanding my knowledge daily.
I am part way through watching this -
YouTube - ‪Physics, Metaphysics & the Consciousness Connection 3 of 18‬‏

..more entertaining than football :D (everybody to their own)

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nowt wrong wi that, whatever floats yer boat.;)

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The world is ending! He got the punchline right, but simply misjudged the timeline by a few billion years.

^^ The interesting thing about quantum theory and metaphysics is that it seems to blur the line between science and theism. The measurement problem suggests that consciousness itself plays a part in reality, and that some external influence dictates what our consciousness can percieve. It's a bit of a head-fudge, but very interesting.

String theory (or theories - there are still many) is another reality trip. Watch this video:

YouTube - ‪Imagining the Tenth Dimension - Rob Bryanton [FULL CLIP].flv‬‏

The book is quite an interesting read too.

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well i went to bed this morning thinking i wonder if i still going to be here .. but im sure i read something that it going on till october ...

He said biblical texts indicated that a giant earthquake on Saturday - which he said would begin at 1800 at various time zones around the world - would mark the start of the world's destruction, and that by 21 October all non-believers will be dead.

BBC News - 'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails

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I don't believe It .See you all next time round,Bye for nowX Beni.:D:D

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well according to that report jen posted- the Washington Post said suicide hot-lines had been set up, fer those knobs that were depressed the end hadn't come, which proves to me - "Yanks are stupider than even i imagined":rolleyes:

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Some have a sense of humour though Cashy! :D

Rapture: As night falls across the globe, it looks like Heaven must wait for believers | Mail Online

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oh they have no doubt, but what about those pillocks that bought it off him fer second time?:rolleyes::D

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It said on the BBC breakfast new that some people, certain the world was going to end, had taken out massive loans, or had blown their kids' college funds.

'No Junior, you won't be going to U.C.L.A..'

'But remember...Jesus loves ya.'

:D

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I know Cashy, bludy stupid if ya ask me!! ;)

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Jeovah's Witnesses confidentally predicted that the world would end in 1975.

Whoops.

We so would have missed a great summer the year after, and John Curry winning a gold medal for skating at the Olympics.

All religions make some stab at guessing the date of Armageddon.

All religions attract more than their fair share of nutters.

End time - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

:rolleyes:

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Oh, apparently the Eve of Destruction was all down to those giddy gays, according to Prophet Camping.

YouTube - ‪Harold Camping: 6 DAYS LEFT UNTIL JUDGMENT DAY / Gay Pride = Sign‬‏

Guess God was just too busy yesterday, playing his Judy Garland records, to hear the Rev's proclaimation.

:D

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Well they've been singing about it for years

Ask Barry, no not our Barrie

YouTube - ‪Eve of destruction- Barry McGuire.- original version‬‏

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When the Rev. Camping finally goes to meet his maker, God help him, there's plenty being groomed to take his place...

YouTube - ‪10 Craziest Child Preachers‬‏

Although the film should really be titled Ten Craziest Children in Need of a Good Slap.

:D

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Or in the words of the late Gary Coleman, What you talking about Rindy:D

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#56 Is that a subtle innuendo G ? Or am I reading to much into the blame game ? :rolleyes:

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well as i'm still here, gonna have to go shopping.:eek:

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Ya looks like I'll have to keep mi appointment at hospital on Wednesday too:( can people not get anything right:D

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Well that's because you, me & the rest of us are all wicked sinners with unrepentant souls who'll have to face the "Beast" & his damned legions on the day of judgement !

I wonder if the right revered Rev, booked in with the Beast to make sure he was free last week-end ? Probably over at Euro Disney for a "Busmans holiday with the cohorts" making use of the pre season special I expect, apparently it's as close to the pits of Hell & eternal damnation as it's likely to get here on Earth. :eek: Or he 's probably lost the keys for the seals so couldn't turn up on time. Ah well, looks like Perdition & Hellfire have been put on hold for the time being, seems you just can't get those old fashioned decent Apocalypses like they used to nowadays ! :rolleyes: (See, that's what happens when you outsource to an Indian call centre, should be Satanic jobs for Satanic workers !) :D

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He is not a catholic priest is he??????:eek::eek::D:

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21st October is the third prediction for world destruction.

Since I've only got a few months left I'm off to really live on the edge by drinking more than one glass of red wine a day, eating Bacon Grill and smoking the odd cigar. I live in mortal dread of all those things which are CERTAIN to come back to haunt me such as using the Lord's name in vain, the relationships I've had out of wedlock and eating meat on a Friday.

Yes, of all the cock ups I've ever made I'm sure those are the ones that God ranks as punishable by death.

Oh what a joyous life it must be to be totally dominated by a single book.

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I'm sorry to disappoint all you lucky to be alive Accywebbers, but Mr Camping has now apologised for making a mistake with the dates, apparently, after a recalculation, the world will now end on the 21 October, Mr Camping is very sorry if his little mistake cause anybody unnecessary problems:D:D

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I am not forecasting the end of the world...
BUT ..... ;)
.....in the last week of Sept, amateur astromoners are forecasting global geological upheaval
due to an incoming dwarf star,(only visible using infra red), which will pass between Earth and the sun.

(allegedly)This dwarf star is being described as 'comet Elenin' by government astronomy sites in order to conceal the fact that it is not a small harmless lump of ice but actually has a mass the size of Jupiter (allegedly)

I do not know whether it is true - I am not an astromoner.

I suggest you get on with living, because, if true, there is nothing we can do to change it.
If it worries you, you need to work on your knowledge of what life and death are,
so that you won't fear it (or anything else for that matter)

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Nice try for the doomsayers (and no disrespect to you, Margaret) but if a dwarf star for some bizarre reason decided to scythe through our system it would cause absolute chaos and would not simply surprise us all one morning. The planets would be pulled out of their orbits one by one and in order to get here by the end of September it would have to be moving at a collossal lick, something I wouldn't expect something the size of Jupiter to be capable of without a few ripples. I would be more mindful to consider that any astronomical body that moved in such a manner was either a comet or a meteor, stars just do not behave in this way.

Where do people get these crackpot ideas? An elementary understanding of physics debunks almost every single one of them without lifting a finger.

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Ken, you want to be careful.... Next someone will say it's safe to fly a Jet aircraft through a volcanic dust cloud!!! Oh wait Ryanair's Mickey boy has done, even though the aircraft flew above the cloud.

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This where I got the info - he displays data from Nasa in order to conclude what he says
YouTube - ‪ELEnin Dwarf Star Warning September 26, 2011‬‏

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Well try this:
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Between my post and yours you did not have time to watch the 14min video.
If you had, you would have noticed that the site you have snapshotted is referred to at length.

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Anyone can upload a video full of bad physics. But as my mind allegedly
closed there is no point discussing this further.

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Do you mean the Labour Party Manifesto ,or the Labour Party Rule book ? ;) :D

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Margaret, I take it when you say , you are referring to a Brown Dwarf.
You see there are several classes of Dwarf Star.

Also the only known Brown Dwarf Star that is near to the size of Jupiter is
COROT-3b, it is transiting in a circular orbit around a F type star, which is 4.2568 days long in the constellation of Aquila.
Looks like reality has been distorted by a you tube video...:cool:

And while we are at it, recently there were internet reports of a Magnetic Pole Shift, happening on the 15th March 2011... Well seeing the Jet Aeroplane I fly references everything, including the Navigation system to Magnetic North I think I would have seen a change in the poles. Still waiting, anyone for Amero's?

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I think he is hoping he will be dead by then and cant be held responsible for another miscalculation, i think his calc batteries need changing:D

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I can remember being about 13 years old when one of these crackpots came up with a story like this....people were taking themselves up mountains and down to the depths of caves and it scared me witless........I was really, really frightened.
Maybe the teens of today are more streetwise, and perhaps didn't give it a thought.......but you don't know.

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Neither.

In my own little world it is Kenny J's Big Book of Common Sense, revised and updated on a daily basis.

Occasionally my actions are tempered by the Labour Whip but I am thankful to say that is remarkably rare.

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haha people could wish the day will end, but the truth is, it will never end, just live with it.

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ya recon, your in power now:D

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Here we go again, don't make any plans for next Friday folks as the
World will be coming to an end ........ AGAIN !!!!! :eek:

The End Of The World Again - Americas, World - The Independent

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He is a week out :D
The Mayan calendar ends on Friday 28th
http://www.calleman.com/content/arti...sk_of_2012.htm

It is not the end of the world
...most likely will be the total collapse of world financial systems.
... and if you haven't seen it coming you must have had your eyes closed for the past 3 years;)

Living without a monetary system will feel like 'the end of the world' to some, and can be a threat to survival of many.

Start considering now how you will survive without cash/credit/debt.
Those with the most cash have the most to lose - there is some sort of justice in that (depending on how they got it;) )

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Well its quite feasible seeing a 15 year olds world collapsed because his mobile wasn't working:D