Too early
 

Just saw a DPD driver walking away from the front door. Was expecting a parcel so surprised to find nothing there. I called after him to ask where it was and was told that he'd still got it because the scanner wouldn't let him deliver it for another 3 minutes because he was too early. Has the world gone mad or is it me?

Re: Too early
 

No…it isn’t you.
The world has gone mad…or if not the world…a lot of the folk in it.