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Tinkerbelle

17-09-2005 12:52

Re: why are men so happy??

They can get the tops off jars :o

slinky

17-09-2005 12:54

Re: why are men so happy??

They can fart in public and get away with it. Woman get that " disgusting woman" look.

Tinkerbelle

17-09-2005 13:01

Re: why are men so happy??

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Originally Posted by slinky

Woman get that " disgusting woman" look.

Yeah but yours are emberrassingly loud :D

They don't sleep in wet patches :rolleyes:

I did say that out loud din't I? :o

slinky

17-09-2005 13:03

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

They don't sleep in wet patches :rolleyes:

I did say that out loud din't I? :o

Yes you did say that loud...........................................

They never feel guilty, because it's always someone elses fault anyway.:mad:

shiny gem

17-09-2005 13:08

Re: why are men so happy??

they can pee standing up!!! :(

Tinkerbelle

17-09-2005 13:10

Re: why are men so happy??

They can go to stag parties :rolleyes:

shiny gem

17-09-2005 13:17

Re: why are men so happy??

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

They can go to stag parties :rolleyes:

lol...i bet theyd invite us...but we'd have to do some dancing and taking off of clothes...
:p

slinky

17-09-2005 13:19

Re: why are men so happy??

They can go out when they want, without kids tied around their ankles.

simon

17-09-2005 13:19

Re: why are men so happy??

Your right Shiny....

We have nice clubs designed just for us that have lovely ladies that dance just for us

shiny gem

17-09-2005 13:23

Re: why are men so happy??

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Originally Posted by simon

Your right Shiny....

We have nice clubs designed just for us that have lovely ladies that dance just for us

lmao..i know lasses that would do it for free!!!

Tinkerbelle

17-09-2005 13:29

Re: why are men so happy??

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Originally Posted by shiny gem

lol...i bet theyd invite us...but we'd have to do some dancing and taking off of clothes...

lol no they'd be too busy trying to work out how to get out of their lil naked predicament and how to uncuff each other from the railings :D (cue simon saying he always carries spare handcuff keys just incase lol!!)

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Originally Posted by shiny gem

lmao..i know lasses that would do it for free!!!

You've not been hanging out with them girls on the corner of Clayton St. in Blackburn again, have you shiny :confused:

shiny gem

17-09-2005 13:36

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

You've not been hanging out with them girls on the corner of Clayton St. in Blackburn again, have you shiny :confused:

omg...you saw me????!!!

:eek: :o

Romps

19-09-2005 12:09

Re: why are men so happy??

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Originally Posted by shiny gem

they can wear shorts with socks without feeling silly!!!

this may be the case but they LOOK silly..shhhhhhhh don't tell them tho!!! :D

Romps

19-09-2005 12:10

Re: why are men so happy??

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Originally Posted by Gayle Knight

They can go out for the evening and carry every thing they need in their pockets.

mmmm..... until you go with them and they say.'will this fit in your bag love'!

slinky

19-09-2005 12:12

Re: why are men so happy??

They don't have to shave their legs all the ruddy time............

They don't have to spend ages tweezering the eyebrows.................

They don't have to shave their Bikini line before going swimming, only to look like a plucked chicken later in the week.:D

They get away with having hairy armpits........................

Sweat patches under their arms are meant to show they have been working hard, woman just get disgusted looks, TRAMPS!!!;)

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