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shiny gem 16-09-2005 20:21

why are men so happy??
 
...They get to keep their last name!!

...a 5 day holiday requires only one suitcase

...one wallet, one pair of shoes!!

...they can "do" your nails with a pocket knife!!

...they can do xmas shopping for 24 people on the 24th dec in 30 minutes

Gayle 16-09-2005 20:40

Re: why are men so happy??
 
They can fall asleep within seconds, anywhere!

shiny gem 16-09-2005 20:46

Re: why are men so happy??
 
they can wear shorts with socks without feeling silly!!!

Gayle 16-09-2005 20:54

Re: why are men so happy??
 
They can go out for the evening and carry every thing they need in their pockets.

shiny gem 16-09-2005 20:55

Re: why are men so happy??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gayle Knight
They can go out for the evening and carry every thing they need in their pockets.


lmao...hang on i do that!!

simon 16-09-2005 21:01

Re: why are men so happy??
 
We will never have the pain of childbirth.....just the pleasure of being there at the start of it all :)

Gayle 16-09-2005 21:03

Re: why are men so happy??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shiny gem
lmao...hang on i do that!!

Actually, so do I, but I put everything I need in his pockets, including my lipstick.

They go to work and think about work.

Gayle 16-09-2005 21:04

Re: why are men so happy??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by simon
We will never have the pain of childbirth.....just the pleasure of being there at the start of it all :)

We'll never forgive you for that one, you do realise don't you?

simon 16-09-2005 21:05

Re: why are men so happy??
 
:) Face - Bothered :)

Gayle 16-09-2005 21:07

Re: why are men so happy??
 
Getting ready in the morning involves a quick shower.

simon 16-09-2005 21:10

Re: why are men so happy??
 
Driving comes naturally to us :):):):):)

Margaret Pilkington 16-09-2005 21:11

Re: why are men so happy??
 
When they go grey it is 'distinguished'....!

Margaret Pilkington 16-09-2005 21:12

Re: why are men so happy??
 
That's if they haven't got blue hair....as in blue away!

Gayle 16-09-2005 21:14

Re: why are men so happy??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by simon
Driving comes naturally to us :):):):):)

Men are able to lie through their teeth and still keep smiling.

simon 16-09-2005 21:14

Re: why are men so happy??
 
I am very Distinguished :) Thanks Marg


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