why are men so happy??
 

...They get to keep their last name!!

...a 5 day holiday requires only one suitcase

...one wallet, one pair of shoes!!

...they can "do" your nails with a pocket knife!!

...they can do xmas shopping for 24 people on the 24th dec in 30 minutes

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They can fall asleep within seconds, anywhere!

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they can wear shorts with socks without feeling silly!!!

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They can go out for the evening and carry every thing they need in their pockets.

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lmao...hang on i do that!!

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We will never have the pain of childbirth.....just the pleasure of being there at the start of it all :)

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Actually, so do I, but I put everything I need in his pockets, including my lipstick.

They go to work and think about work.

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We'll never forgive you for that one, you do realise don't you?

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:) Face - Bothered :)

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Getting ready in the morning involves a quick shower.

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Driving comes naturally to us :):):):):)

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When they go grey it is 'distinguished'....!

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That's if they haven't got blue hair....as in blue away!

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Men are able to lie through their teeth and still keep smiling.

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I am very Distinguished :) Thanks Marg

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true...the same hairstyle lasts for years...even decades!!

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Yeah but we all know they look damn silly :D

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Men don't need to bother going to Ann Summers, we come with our own toy.

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true but from ann summers..the battery lasts longer!!!
:p

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I go like a Duracell bunny hunny, you are obviously hanging with the wrong men!

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garinda a man of my heart!well said and by the way its the batteries turn for the next round.................??????????????:p

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'I just want to be the Rindy of people's hearts', he says, looking coyly through his fringe to Martin Bashir.

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Men can have affairs, then blame it on their wife....................so she is in the wrong either way.

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Oh shut up, Ginger and I just shared a bar of soap in the shower, hardly an affair!:)

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:D :D :D I told you to take him rindy, but you only wanted your 1 minute of fun!!!!:D :D

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The minute was over much too soon for him.:(

You trained him bad hun!;)

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I know..................................:rolleyes:

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Men don't have to wax :rolleyes:

Any men fancy a wax? I'll do it and I'll be very gentle :w00t:

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they can walk for miles in dressy shoes...yep even brand new ones without even so much as a blister!!

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They are studs instead of slags if they sleep with more than 3 different woman In one week.

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They can get the tops off jars :o

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They can fart in public and get away with it. Woman get that " disgusting woman" look.

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Yeah but yours are emberrassingly loud :D




They don't sleep in wet patches :rolleyes:

I did say that out loud din't I? :o

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Yes you did say that loud...........................................

They never feel guilty, because it's always someone elses fault anyway.:mad:

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they can pee standing up!!! :(

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They can go to stag parties :rolleyes:

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lol...i bet theyd invite us...but we'd have to do some dancing and taking off of clothes...
:p

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They can go out when they want, without kids tied around their ankles.

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Your right Shiny....

We have nice clubs designed just for us that have lovely ladies that dance just for us

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lmao..i know lasses that would do it for free!!!

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lol no they'd be too busy trying to work out how to get out of their lil naked predicament and how to uncuff each other from the railings :D (cue simon saying he always carries spare handcuff keys just incase lol!!)


You've not been hanging out with them girls on the corner of Clayton St. in Blackburn again, have you shiny :confused:

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omg...you saw me????!!!


:eek: :o

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this may be the case but they LOOK silly..shhhhhhhh don't tell them tho!!! :D

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mmmm..... until you go with them and they say.'will this fit in your bag love'!

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They don't have to shave their legs all the ruddy time............

They don't have to spend ages tweezering the eyebrows.................

They don't have to shave their Bikini line before going swimming, only to look like a plucked chicken later in the week.:D

They get away with having hairy armpits........................

Sweat patches under their arms are meant to show they have been working hard, woman just get disgusted looks, TRAMPS!!!;)

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but their aim is crap!

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so all in all men are pretty disgusting creatures, who tend not to look after themselves as well as women do.

CASE SOLVED!

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Well that's it.................Romps has hit the nail on the head.............shame it wasn't the Neil, but hey!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

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What makes you think we are happy?

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see Gayle was right!!!

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because according to them theyre ALWAYS right no matter the proof is staring them in the face that they are WRONG!

They never think they will be caught out doing something wrong - eg saying they'll set the dishwasher going before they go to bed - you come down the next morning open the dishwasher and the pots are there not washed!

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Well after reading this thread all I can say is that you women really are bitter and twisted about your sexuallity. I think counseling may be needed for all the ladies that posted on this thread. You really need to get over your inferiority complex and learn to live life and accept that you were born inferior.

Maybe you should spend some time thinking about the positive side of being a women.
I have started a thread here, so you can list positive things about being female.

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whats that song again....
i am woman ,W ,O, M, A, N,i'l say it again,,,,,,,

cant just think who sang it .but it sure sums us up .....lol

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Still cannot work out how we are happy chappies : (