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Alcohol and dates??

Alcohol plus dates go together lie a fish in a pint.....Here's why.

20:03pm - Go to kiss him on the right cheek while he offers you his left. Kiss his earlobe instead ( eek)

20:45pm - Babble away to him to fill any dead airspace. Spend 30 minutes telling him about your gran's cat's arthiritis. (uh-oh)

21:30pm - Rant about how your Ex-Boyfriend would never have sex with you and always wore your dressing gown to bed...

21:55pm - Then take great pains to explain that you really, really love being single. And you're having the best time of your life. ( pretty awful)

22:13pm - Suggest playing pool. 'seductively' lean over pool table. Only stop when an old man shouts, ' nice pants love'. Miss every shot and spill red wine all over green felt.

22:14pm - Call him by wrong name. Laugh hysterically.

22:31pm - Go to the loo, realise you resemble Pete Doherty after an all-nighter and have a chat with the mirror to pull yourself together.

22:39pm - A girl whispers in your ear that your skirt is currently residing between your bum cheeks.

23:09pm - Lose your bag. Panic. scream. cry. Accuse him of stealing it. Find it on the bar where you left it.

23:26pm - Tell him you really like him, have done for ages and you check his myspace every day ( but not in a stalker kind of way).

23:35pm - Shut your eyes for a second while he is at the bar. Get woken up by your head hitting the table.

23:48pm - See him lean forward for a kiss, feel your tummy fizz and watch everything you've drunk since 8pm spray over his shoes.:D

Re: Alcohol and dates??

PMSL..... :p I'm admitting to none of them :D

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Alcohol and dates??

Hmmm, now I don't think there is any real choice, go out on own make a complete a*re of yourself, stagger home, sleep it off and pretend nothing happened.

or

Go out with member of the opposite way of leaving a toilet seat, make complete a*res of the pair of you, stagger home, sleep it off and pretend nothing happened.

Well I'm too much of a gentleman to put some poor woman through the second choice, I'll go for the first option every time!:D

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OMG!! ...... :rofl38:

I'm with Red on this one. Admitting to nothing. ;) :o :D

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Lucky for me its not happened to me yet i do Less's 1st suggestion saves the embarrassment at least:o

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Originally Posted by accymel

i do Less's 1st suggestion saves the embarrassment at least:o

:o That's why duvets were invented. Next morning you just crawl up in a tight ball, pull the duvet over your head and think "NOOOOO I didn't did I?" the duvet takes it all away :o ;)

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Cant say ive had many if any duvet moments:D

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Originally Posted by accymel

Cant say ive had many if any duvet moments:D

OMG!!! are you alive?? NO duvet moments?? and you're nearly................. 31 years old JEEEEEEEE's.:eek:

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Originally Posted by accymel

Cant say ive had many if any duvet moments:D

I can say I wish I'd had Less :o

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

I can say I wish I'd had Less :o

OMFG!!!! I knew you had a thing for him Tinks......but to admit it on this Forum!!!! Easy girl....:eek:

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Originally Posted by slinky

OMG!!! are you alive?? NO duvet moments?? and you're nearly................. 31 years old JEEEEEEEE's.:eek:

Thanks youngster!!! :p I just live with it so dont need duvet moments:D

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

I can say I wish I'd had Less :o

Really tinks:eek: .........have u mistaken this thread for father spuggies confession room :eek:

I think Less will be flattered :rofl38:

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:eek: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .......... :rofl38::o I'm lost for words :o Where's my duvet? :o ....... :rofl38:

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

I can say I wish I'd had Less :o

Awww thanks Tinks but somehow I think if it were ever to happen it would swiftly be followed by:-

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stagger home, sleep it off and pretend nothing happened.

:D

(and I'm not saying for which one of us).
:rofl38:

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.......... :o hmmmmm !!! ........ :rofl38: