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An old one but still funny:
A boy came home from his Accrington school and asked his mom "where did I come from". she replied "go and asked your dad". His dad then asked him why he needs to know this. The boy replied saying his new friend at school told him he was from Manchester.

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This is not a joke, but a true story:
I think that I've got over dementia! I'm sure that I had the disease when I was a kid, why do I think that?
Because I was always forgetting the following:
- doing my homework
- leaving my jacket on the playing fields
- buying something for mom, which she told me to buy
-and lots of other things
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No Philip…that was selective memory loss…dementia is involuntary memory loss

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A teacher once told me not to worry about spelling, because in the future there will be AUTOCORRECT, for which I am eternally grapefruit!